Do You Ever Want To Just Drink The Universe Like A Smoothie?

Do you ever want to just drink the universe like a smoothie?

I just remembered that the Ice King in adventure time pretty much writes fanfiction about everyone he knows.I think this should be appreciated more.

I recently remembered something my parents told my sister & I when we were younger, it horrified us.

They had this headboard with a big mirror in it, so to make sure we didn't break it, they told us that if we did, we'd fall in & down to hell, or just keep falling into the void.

Best parenting, right?

I love my mother.

I asked my mother about this a month or so ago & she told me it was true,I told my sister & she had forgotten that they had ever told is that,but she thought it was hella funny.

To this day, our mother swears its true, even though the mattress is short enough for us to see the underside of the headboard, but idk, maybe it's true, I've never personally tried it out, so maybe it does lead to hell or the void or something.

You know how witches,demons,or whatever ask for your first born child as payment for something?What if you just adopt all your kids?Does it still count as your first born or?Also,what about Asexuals or Aromantics that plan to never have kids?Do they unintentionally break the system?How does it work,I really wanna know!

Me:*Tells my family & close friends that I'm a lesbian*

Them:*Supporting me*Okay!

Me:Okay,I finally figured out what I am,I feel more at peace with myself than I ever have before!I don't have to worry about this kinda thing anymore-

Gender Identity:Sup

Me:*jumps in surprise*What The Fuck!?

Gender Identity:*Chuckles*I bet you never thought you'd have to deal with me!

Me:*Internally Screams*

Sexuality:Hey,so uh...I'm actually not done yet

Me:What..?

Sexuality:Yeah,uh,I'm actually just gonna throw a few things out there real quick,if you don't mind.

Demiromatic:Hello

Asexuality:Hello

Me:*Internal screaming intensifies*

More Soulmate Ideas!

Everyone is mute until they touch their soulmate for the first time,the first person they ever speak to is their soulmate.

Everyone is born with a unique pattern/symbol on their pupil(s),the only one(s) that have the same symbol is your soulmate(s).

Everyone is born with a plant wrapped around their wrists,the only one(s) that have the same plant is your soulmate(s). The flowers will wilt & fall off when your soulmate dies.If you have more than one soulmate,you will have different flowers on each wrist,your soulmates will be the same,having yours & each others flowers on different wrists.

Everyone is born with an animal/pet that follows them around,the animal will react to people,but will react in a more affectionate way when it comes to your soulmate(s).They won't rub up on other people,they may hiss/growl/bite/attack people who are not your soulmate.

After thoughts of this idea:Having your animal taken away by your parents is a rare punishment,it usually only happens when the his has done something pretty bad.

Abusive parents lock the animal away when the child is young because they don't want the kid to find love.