Idk If Others Have Acknowledged This But Michael Is The Least Likable Character In The Lost Boys

Idk if others have acknowledged this but Michael is the least likable character in The Lost Boys

The Boys? Obviously flawless. Friendship. Fine af. Great style. Anti-cop action. Put the “laughter” in “manslaughter.” Squad goals. 10/10

The Frogs? Detestable activities, literally live to harsh vibes, but have the decency to be funny while they do it. Charmingly unhinged

Sam, Lucy, and Grandpa? No words needed. Each one is a treasure

Star? Bit of a buzzkill but dedicated to Laddie and cares about Michael way more than he deserves. Too soft to be a Real Baller but means well

Laddie? Little guy who’s rad enough to run with the big kids

Max? Deeply funny as a character. This immortal alpha monster who’s trying so hard to be a boring traditional middle-class white dad but keeps getting sabotaged because all the youngsters around him are unruly chaotic gremlins. Yeah, I hated him too the first time but with each subsequent watch I get a bigger kick out of him

Michael? 80% of the time just a macho douche. Rude to everyone he interacts with for no reason. Poser. Enough morals to be a big lame-o who wants to abolish murder parties but not enough morals not to be a dick to his girlfriend apparently. Looks but no charm. Doesn’t deserve the Boys. I get that he’s essential for your ships but objectively he’s a loser

𓇼𓈒 The lost boys Incorrect Quotes

Paul: I'm so hungry right now.

Dwayne: Let's get some burgers 'n fries.

Marko: I was thinking we could change for a day and eat some pizza.

David: What about chin-

Y/n: The one who win the game gets to choose *holding a card set*

{30 minutes later}

Dwayne: YEAAAAAAH! TAKE THAT LOSERS!

Marko: Awn come on man.

David: I- I lost?! But I was this close to winning 🤏🏻

Paul: Can we just go? I'm starving!

Y/n: I'm with Paul, let's just go and grab some food.

Paul: Why should I apologize?

Marko: I'll tell you why. Because you're nothing but a backstabbing Judas with sensible shoes!

Paul: Oh, yeah, well you know what you are? You're a two-lira tramp with cheap bridgework!

Marko:  May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off!

Paul: May your legs have grown old and gnarled and withered like an olive branch! You should be so lucky.

Marko: May your moles grow hair thicker than Jerry Vale's!

Paul: May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!

Marko: (Gasps)That's it! Come back here and say that to my face!

although, let’s be honest, all of us use ao3

💚 #art

went insane with the brushwork here

Daryl: You didnt bring anything back did yea? Besides necessities

Y/N: Yeah *jacket starts meowing*

Daryl: Y/N. What do you have

Y/N: Nothing to worry about

Daryl: Y/N.

Y/N: *about to deny some more until a kitten popped its head out from their jacket* Uhhhh. We can name it Cat like how the dog is Dog

Daryl: You think that’s supposed to convince me to keep it?

Y/N: Uhm. Yes?

Daryl: …Fine