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Louis: Brother...am I ugly?

William: Nonsense. I'm looking at you right now you're the most beautiful boy in the world.

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Sherlock: Brother, am I ugly?

Mycroft, without looking up: Very much.

Spoiler: he's heard it from Louis.

Half an hour ago.

Louis: Have you ever heard the expression "Don't judge a book by its cover"?

Moran: No.

Louis: What about: "It's what's on the inside that counts"?

Moran: Nop.

Louis: "Looks can be deceiving"?

Moran: Doesn't ring a bell.

Louis: What's wrong with you!??

Moran: Oh, that one I've heard!

*Christmas*

Moran: Dear Santa

Moran: I’m writing to let you know I have been naughty, and it was worth it.

Please please give us Modern AU Sherlock please please

THE NEW CHRISTMAS ART FROM MIYOSHI SENSEI THOUGH —

Good grief, I NEED to see this man. Stop teasing me sensei. Where is Sherlock in his modern au outfit. I need that William view here 😭🙏🏻

The reincarnation au vibes this is giving.

YES YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

Ms. Hudson would instantly adore the polite, soft-spoken, well-mannered, tidy, and considerate William, would she not. John would too. John and William would also have fun conversations. The four of them spending the holidays together would be so wholesome, with a healthy dose of Sherlock teasing/mocking coming from all three of them.

Everyone in William’s orbit, though, would always, always try their hardest to give Sherlock shit, just cause lol, even if deep down they adore him a little too. Louis would still give him the side eye every chance he gets but also include Sherlock’s favorite type/brand of tea in his shopping list. Maybe one year Sherlock would receive an ugly sweater from Albert too..

All I want for Christmas is a yuumori holiday special episode.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Jk Liam would kiss him if asked to

*Christmas*

Sherlock: You know what they say, you must kiss under the mistletoe.

William: Sherly, that’s a lettuce leaf.

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

Moran stop being mean to Herder he's your boyfriend (yes I ship moranq, it's impossible to find any content for them)

merry christmas have some more memes ^_^

Is that not what they did at the rooftop and then at Vermissa?

sherliam week 2023 - day 6: holiday 🎁

my favorite piece I drew for the entire week’s prompts! it deserved the full color hehehe. I’ve had this dialogue idea in my head since august, I’m so happy sw week got me to draw it! ❤️💙

Hottest Sherlock version out there (Jeremy Brett comes in close as second because my type of fictional crush is smart weird homosexuals)

Nah cus I’m so tired of you motherfuckers acting like Sherlock doesn’t serve absolute CUNT on the daily.

Like, LOOK AT HIM

Don’t you DARE try to tell me he’s not the cuntiest Sherlock Holmes to ever exist.

He would

*Christmas*

Sherlock: I've decorated the flat for Christmas.

John: Is that a skull with a Santa hat?

Sherlock: Festive, isn't it?

Hi! Here is some food for your hungry ask box!

How many Moriarty the Patriot characters it takes to change a light bulb? Detailed answer with multiple solutions!

Light bulbs were pretty rare at the time, so we cannot assume this process would be easy as it is today, or that they would all be familiar with how to do it!

Herder: Would disassemble the light bulb, reassemble it, invent a new one, and never actually change it except by way of invention.

So we need at least one more than Herder.

Sherlock: Studies the lightbulb. Stares at it. Is fascinated by the fact that it went out. Chemically analyzes the light bulb and uses it as a clue to compare to a witness statement to solve a mystery. Does not change the light bulb, as that would tamper with the evidence.

Therefore, we need at least three.

William: Uses the light bulb to demonstrate eclipse math. Uses the light bulb to illuminate under his chin ominously. Revels when it goes out with a dramatic pop. Does not change the light bulb because fire is more fun.

Let's go hunting for another character.

Albert: Prefers darkness to light bulbs anyway. Stares moodily into the distance instead of changing it.

Well, that's four down

Mycroft realizes the light won't turn on and leaves the room to ask his maid about it and broods.

Five down

Louis: Changes the damn light bulb, fed up with everyone else

Dangit it, Louis, coming in and solving the problem like that.

He is a 🌸girl dad🌸

I present to you my favourite version of Liam:

WILLIAM WITH KIDS <3

Oh look

A ✨️✨️✨️prettyboy✨️✨️✨️

William 🤍

Sebastian Moran has tired dad energy

I honestly can't stop imagining Moran being the tired dad of the Moriarty gang.

Like, not even big things.

Taking Fred shopping for disguise elements like wigs and makeup and helping him organize them and put them on later.

Taking James hot towels and chocolate when he's on his period, and taking his place in missions when he has heavy cramps.

Fetching tea for Moneypenny so she doesn't have to stop working on the paperwork the MI6 desperately needs.

Talking William to sleep after a heavy day so he'll have proper rest and not the three hours of sleep and sixteen cups of tea he normally runs in.

Taking up dinner when Louis is tired so he has a moment to himself to read a book or fill paperwork or just meditate a bit before going back to work.

Staying up all night with Albert gossiping and drinking to ensure his sleep will be heavy and empty, no nightmares on sight.

Just, dad Moran.

It would surprise his 21 year old self to see this.

But I think he really matured during the manga.

He doesn't show it very much, but I think that spending the last days with the Moriarty gang really set him straight.

My son is UNDERRATED we need to talk more about him

It’s always William and Sherlock, okay but WHAT ABOUT JOHN

I'm somehow William, Fred, Sherlock, Mycroft AND Louis. But mostly William and Fred.

Tag yourself — Moriarty the Patriot

William: ink-stained fingers, the smell of tea brewing, leather bound books, Shakespeare sonnets, equations scribbled along the margins of notebooks, old libraries, neat handwriting, piano music, reading late at night, love letters, new moon nights, a constant thirst for knowledge

Sherlock: messy ponytail, cigarette smoke, laughing loudly, silver jewellery, bear hugs, mystery novels, violin music, having the right answer at the tip of your tongue, passionate kisses, curiosity, cloudy mornings, adrenaline rushes, late-night drives, inside jokes, black coffee

Louis: cozy turtlenecks, a cup of hot tea, classic literature, soft smiles, oversized hoodies, sunny autumn days, fancy teacups, cheek kisses, sunflowers, fierce loyalty, fresh sheets, private smiles, scented candles, lofi music

Albert: expensive suits, champagne parties, silk sheets, red wine, hand kisses, masquerade balls, low laughter, cello music, the scent of cedar and bergamot, fur coats, seductive glances, misty mornings, thunderstorms, lingering after a kiss, elegant cursive handwriting

Moran: leather jackets, motorcycle rides, loud music, laughing with friends, chokers, sneaking out late at night, whiskey shots, dancing in clubs, harsh cologne, storm clouds, wind-ruffled hair, singing along to songs loudly

Fred: the scent of roses, bright sunny mornings, garden walks, bouquets, forehead kisses, sweet tea, reading outdoors, picnics, shy laughter, petting every animal you find

Mycroft: candlelight dinners, woody cologne, crisp suits, silver watches, orderliness, red rose bouquets, expensive ink pens, drinking wine late at night, silk dressing gowns, soft whispers, knowing smiles

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THIS IS PERFECT THIS IS THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST

✨The Moriarty Brothers✨

Alcroft one is so real

Moriarty the patriot as text posts pt. 4/?

Honestly amazed by how William being pretty and well-dressed apparently keeps everyone from remembering that he's objectively a freak.

Like. Not even the murdering. Ignore the murdering. The rest of his self is just unhinged.

He sniffed a guy like ten seconds after meeting him. He didn't even know his name.

Discussing math at a guy he was killing. Because????

Elaborate tests of character for every person he meets instead of like getting to know people in a normal human way that isn't deeply suspicious of everyone and in desperate need of intellectual stimulation.

He was all rhapsodizing to himself about how Moran belonged to him. Freak behavior.

Teasing a detective in public to catch him all seductive like. ???? Had he not been the murderer, this would've still been weird. Who makes jokes like this.

Routinely going around demanding people give them their lives. What. What kind of price is that. Sir. What are you doing? Being a freak?

Pulling out a chalkboard at a tea party instead of making small talk.

Realizing a nun was getting screwed over and deciding, "You know what would be fun? LARPing Shakespeare as the villain, but like. With actual stakes. That real life consequences feeds my need for adrenaline." Who makes that decision. Handle things with serious consequences normally instead of treating them like an elaborate story. He never grew out of this ever. Why.

Fanboying Robespierre. Sir???? You could have not killed anyone and people would think you're a freak.

Could just keep listing freakish things he does all day. Most of it doesn't even have anything to do with Sherlock. He's just the weirdest person, and I'm sorry, if he was ever at all sociable with anyone who was not also a murderer, they would all know this.

William comes home and Sherlock is dissecting a brain in the living room and Sherly BOLTS for his room to not disturb Liam.

Alternatively Sherlock comes home and Liam is obssessively annotating the Communist Manifesto while muttering "Yes, and" to himself. He doesn't even leave, just greets Sherly and goes on.

The best thing about Sherliam roommates is that at any given moment one of them could be just chilling or coming home while the other is in the middle of something unspeakably weird in the next room over.

Louis: God give me patience.

Moran: I think you mean "God give me strength".

Louis: If God gave me strength everyone would be dead.

For me it's The Archer, Soon You'll Get Better, Don't Blame Me, Willow and Timeless. Also Castles Crumbling reminds me of the Moriarty brothers for some reason.

The amount of Taylor Swift songs that I can relate to Sherliam is CRAZY-

Da Vinci Code Alcroft AU

Mycroft Holmes, an Oxford symbolism professor, is suddenly involved in a murder case.

The victim? Sebastian Moran, the curator of the Louvre.

The prime suspect? Mycroft himself.

All gets more complicated when Albert Moriarty, a french cryptologist, gets involved.

Mycroft discovers that Albert has personal stakes in the case. Sebastian was his best friend and legal guardian.

He took Albert in after a car crash killed his parents and his three younger brothers.

But Sebastian left clues in the Museum about a secret society related to the Holy Grail, and it's their job to find it and find his murderer.

Ok, now I'm tired. A few more highlights:

James is Sebastian's partner and the one who raised Albert's younger brothers, William and Louis, in secret.

That's right, they didn't die. The parents and the original William did though.

The guardians are Fred Porlock, Jack Renfield and Vivian Moneypenny (let's pretend women can be guardians).

The crazy monk is Billy (don't worry, he lives), and the bishop is Zach Patterson.

Sherlock is the Holy Grail expert that they consult, and John is his loyal servant.

In this AU, he's not a villain. He and William are working together to protect the Grail from everyone, and Sebastian and the guardians were planning to divulge the secret, so they were killed.

Albert and Mycroft have to choose between their brothers and justice.

However, before they decide on anything, James reports that Sherlock and William ran away to America, to never be seen again.

Sebastian's and the guardian's memory lives on in Mycroft and Albert.

Also, big thanks to @neversleepingagain , for planting this idea rent-free in my mind.