Who Was Going To Tell Me That Shadybug And Claw Noir Were A Real Thing And Not Some Random Fandom Au?

Who was going to tell me that Shadybug and Claw Noir were a real thing and not some random fandom au? WHO? And why did I have to find out at 12 pm? How tf am I supposed to sleep now when all I want to do is watch it????

Oh no, oh fuck, I'm back in my zukka era

Part 2 of characters as things I've said/heard people say

Marinette: Don't you ever feel like going feral and just biting someone

Lila: Excuse me!

Adrien: NO-

What if I just died instead of

How long until I get sent to super hell for being gay? Hello? I'm waiting?

Part 6 of characters as things I've said/heard people say

Adrien and Marinette literally just being themselves

Ayla: WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST BE FUCKING NORMAL

Nino: AHHHHHHH *glasses fly off his face* FUUUUUUUCK