Who Was Going To Tell Me That Shadybug And Claw Noir Were A Real Thing And Not Some Random Fandom Au?

Who was going to tell me that Shadybug and Claw Noir were a real thing and not some random fandom au? WHO? And why did I have to find out at 12 pm? How tf am I supposed to sleep now when all I want to do is watch it????

What if I just died instead of

So I just watched this Winnie The Pooh horror movie and can I just say FUCK YEAH like honestly, they're making so many boring remakes like the little mermaid, tangled, snow white they're all going to be the same of worse. They already made the cartoon versions for kids and people who like those kinds of movies GIVE US SOMETHING DIFFERENT I would pay good money to see a Little Mermaid horror movie they could be so good if they just gave it a try. Disney just needs to do something different because most of their movies have sucked lately. It's great cause they could use the same characters and all they have to do is change the plot around a little bit. All in all, watching Piglet eat someone was an experience so I definitely recommend

Part 4 of characters as things I've said/heard people say

Jughead: *falling back on Archie's bed* Do you ever think about how much of an insult tree houses are to trees? It's like, here's your dead friend, hold him

Archie: CAN YOU PEOPLE JUST LET ME PLAY FORTNITE IN PEACE JUST THIS ONCE

Part 2 of characters as things I've said/heard people say

Marinette: Don't you ever feel like going feral and just biting someone

Lila: Excuse me!

Adrien: NO-

Part 8 of characters as things I've said/heard people say

Adrien: ugh, let's get out of here before I get into the Christmas spirit