I Want To Be Free But I Don't Quite Know What That Means Yet

I want to be free but I don't quite know what that means yet

Part 13 of characters as things I've said/heard people say

Chase: Did you know-

Adam: Probably not

Do you guys ever remember shit from when you were younger that you completely forgot about. I'll be laying in bed and then suddenly I'm gasping and bolting out of bed like "SILLY BANDS"

Yeah I'd be a terrible girlfriend but I'd give you every heart shaped rock that I find and we can dance in the rain and in the snow and I'd peel you oranges even though I hate peeling oranges and I'd tuck you in if you fell asleep on the couch while watching our show and I'd-

IT'S TUESDAY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Part 15 of characters as things I've said/heard people say

Adam: So do you guys want your ground beef rare or medium rare-

Chase: I SWEAR TO GOD