Hazbin Hotel Driving Head Canons

Hazbin Hotel driving head canons

Sir Pentious: Can't actually press the pedals because he doesn't have feet but he can modify it the thing is that if he modified it he'll add lasers and flames and that wouldn't end well for anyone

Charlie: Literally the most anxious driver you will ever meet. She tried driving one time and she hit someone so she literally never tried again. If she gets behind the wheel of a car she'll have a breakdown. Also the person she hit was completely fine because she was pretty much just inching forward and it was also their fault because they ran into the road she just blames herself for it.

Vaggie: Has never once even thought about driving. She was in heaven and had wings then she was with the princess of Hell which means free limo rides so it's never crossed her mind.

Angel: An absolute menace in the road. He's always driving like he's running from the cops. All the windows rolled down, music blasting, pedal to the metal. He also loves driving because it just feels freeing. He doesn't get the chance often though because he doesn't have a car and Valentino often makes him ride with him in his limo.

Husk: THE ONLY ONE IN THE HOTEL WITH A VALID LICENSE! He's a car guy. He's always liked cars and when he was an overlord he collected them. Pretty much a normal driver other than the drinking and driving thing. His car is always super clean and he will keep it that way. He also would never let anyone drive his car (he let Angel once and immediately regretted it).

Nifty: She can't reach the pedals which is probably for the best but when she's a passenger she'll stick her head out the window like a dog

Alastor: Doesn't like cars. Prefers to travel through shadows or just walk. Honestly though he'd be a passenger princess. He would also be in charge of the music if you even try to take over he'll crash the car. Actually he might just do that for fun.

Cherri: Drives a lot like Angel. Y'know windows down, music blasting, pedal to the metal. She also does street races. She's living it up fast and furious style. Her car is customized, probably has flames painted on the side but other stuff too. She refuses to let anyone else drive her car though because she says she got it "just right". She'll probably blow it up within the week.

Lucifer: Doesn't need a car and I wouldn't trust him within five feet of one. Has probably been in a car like twice in his life because wings and also teleportation. If put behind the wheel he'd accidentally drive off a cliff or something. He has a "duckmobile" that has never and hopefully will never see the light of day. I do think he would be able to drive if he practiced enough though and I hope one day he gets the soccer mom van he deserves.

Vox: Actually really likes driving. It calms him down. He also has the most expensive sports car money could buy (holy shit Vox would buy a cyber truck wouldn't he). He almost never drives places himself though just because he thinks a person of his status shouldn't have to. Bro is such a loser honestly just drive your damn car no one cares.

Valentino: Only rides in his limo because he can't see five fucking feet in front of him and would probably get himself and others killed while causing tons of property damage.

Velvette: She would be a good driver if she would stop texting for five seconds. She prefers the limo though so she can be on her phone and touch up her makeup/hair if needed.

Andromeda

She was a princess sometime during ancient Greece, she was the usual bratty and prideful princess who thinks she's better than everyone because of her status. Her father let this happen, actually praising and rewarding her for it while her mother wasn't mentally stable enough to be allowed to have much of an opinion on anything. So she grew up not really believing what she was doing was wrong because this is how royalty is supposed to act (at least according to her family). She didn't have friends just the kids of other powerful people who were forced by their parents to hang out with and befriend her so they could continue to gain power. No one ever taught her to be a good person. She had no one that cared about her just people that cared about what she could do for them. She honestly didn't see anything wrong with her life though like I'm talking blissfully unaware. She doesn't realize because she learns really young that she can ask for almost anything and I'll give it to her. The only thing she can't ask for is affection which she eventually shoves to the back of her mind completely and continues to ask for more material things. The older she gets the more she finds out that acting bad gets her attention even bad attention is something. So she gets worse and worse going from selfish to downright cruel. Of course you can't use this as an excuse for all of her actions I'm just stating the reasons she'd go to hell in the first place.

When she turns 13 the storms started. Hurricanes and earthquakes every other day. They pray and sacrifice their best cattle to the gods but nothing is working. They're convinced Poseidon has out for them they just cannot figure out why. Her father has to go to the priest so he can talk to Poseidon himself. He comes back with a grave look on his face but seemingly good news, they know how to stop the storms.

Seconds later she's tied up and being dragged to the beach. They tie her tightly to a jagged Rock sticking out of the ocean and watch, waiting for the time to come in. She begs and pleads but no one comes to her rescue. Not her absent father, not her sickly mother, not even the gods. It takes hours but she drowns.

The storms stop. The kingdom celebrates and no one mourns her death. She doesn't know this though, she's in hell.

She lands in hell obviously terrified like it's bad enough for an adult. She's a sheltered child that was just sacrificed and now can't even recognize herself in the mirror. Speaking of that she takes one look at herself and hates it. Her long dark blue hair is always floating around her head like it's submerged in water, she has only black scales running up and down her silvery skin, her teeth are needle sharp, she has CLAWS, and her pupiless yellow eyes are always glowing. She looks like a monster. Her very own Medusa.

Fortunately for her she doesn't have to be alone that long. At this time Lilith is still very much active in hell and finds her. Even with her new appearance it's obvious that Andromeda is still a child. A child that has been alone in the street for a few weeks at this point. Lilith takes pity on her and brings her to the palace. Her and Lucifer feed and clothe her. She cannot be convinced to bathe, being near the water had caused her to immediately burst into tears and beg for mercy. Lilith just gives her a cloth and lets her clean herself that way.

Once Andromeda was more comfortable they tried to get her to talk. She barely said anything. She didn't know what to do. This was completely new territory to her and she didn't understand the way they looked at her. Kindness? Pity? She couldn't tell. The most they managed to get out of her was her name and a few of her favorite things (Lucifer had tried to ease her into talking by asking small things like "what's your favorite animal?" "Favorite color?" "Favorite food" "favorite-").

It was a process to get her to open up but eventually they managed to do it and they all became really close. Lucifer and Lilith, both horrified by what her parents had done, decided to take her under their wings. She became a sort of apprentice to Lilith. She was taught magic and learned about the political minefield that is hell. They had gifted her weapons to protect herself with (a trident and a net that could be summoned at will). Mentally she grew older but physically her form never changed. She would look 13 for eternity and because of this people would never take her seriously. Eventually she convinced Lilith to help her become an overlord. She was 25 years into her hell aentence when she claimed her first soul.

She quickly grew in power learning that her physical age also made her appear less threatening. She hated using it to her advantage because she was a powerful and respectable adult but she will use it when necessary. She's gotten much better at controlling her temper and will not lose yourself to anger easily but calling her "kid" or "little girl" will make her seethe.

She manages to make an incredible life for herself down in hell and it only gets better when Charlie is born (she manages to get by with minimal jealousy). She becomes an older sister figure to Charlie and is there when she grows up. This also means she gets a front seat when everything falls apart.

She doesn't know what's wrong with Lilith and Lucifer but she can tell they're not the same. She goes through a very small rough patch where she blames Charlie for this but immediately feels bad for it. She then tries her best to keep Charlie from realizing her parents are heading for a divorce.

By the time she learns about the exterminations it's too late. Lucifer already signed the deal. Lilith is angry at this and takes Charlie but for Andromeda it just hurts. Lucifer manages to keep hellborn safe but is letting them slaughter sinners. His people. HER. He tries to explain, he says he didn't have a choice, that they would've come down with or without his permission but if he signed the deal at least he could keep some people safe. She understood. She really did but it didn't stop the feeling of betrayal she got every time she looked at him.

They slowly began distancing themselves from each other and then all at once Lucifer stopped leaving the palace all together.

For years things were sad but that became normal for them. She would hide with Lilith and Charlie on extermination days. Andromeda stayed the same but Charlie grew older until she became a fully independent adult. She moved out.

Then Lilith disappeared.

Andromeda and Charlie looked everywhere. Even trying Lucifer but they had no luck.

Charlie lost herself in plans. The plans of a hotel that could redeem sinners and stop the exterminations once in for all.

Andromeda just lost herself. Her second try at a family has failed. She decided that being alone was for the best and that it suited her. She became almost as much of a hermit as Lucifer. The only difference was that she would reappear every once in a while to tend to her overlord duties. Unlike him, she refused to let herself be seen as weak.

Years later Charlie has officially built her hotel with a girlfriend that Andromeda had never met. She knew the radio demon was back and "helping" her. She never trusted the radio demon he knew he would've tried to kill her given the chance (though he never would've succeeded). She tried to ignore it but she couldn't. She had to protect Charlie and her dreams.

And if she eventually finds out that a certain queen owns a certain overlords soul well... Maybe she can finally get the answers she's been looking for

My Hazbin Hotel OCs original post

Okay My favorites literally change daily lol so here's today's in no specific order

1: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

2: Amity (The Owl House)

3: Fizz(Helluva Boss)

4: Newt (The Maze Runner)

5: Five (The Umbrella Academy)

6: Bree (Lab Rats)

7: Kagami (Miraculous Ladybug)

8: Magnus (The Mortal Instruments)

9: Castiel (Supernatural)

10: Stiles (Teen Wolf)

Wow this isn't even all the fandoms I'm in. What am I doing with my life???

@yeehawthethird @fabseg-creator

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms

Rules: List your ten favorite characters from ten separate fandoms, then tag ten people.

I saw this game going on my dash, thought it'd be fun.

I'm going to go through fandoms I'm in or have been in and choose my favorite character from each... this may be difficult

In an entirely random order:

1. Donnie (TMNT; specifically RotTMNT but also 2003TMNT)

2. Hunter (The Owl House)

3. Marcy (Amphibia)

4. Alastor and Vox (can't choose) (Hazbin Hotel)

5. Chara (Undertale)

6. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

7. Gabbro (Outer Wilds)

8. PO3 (Inscryption)

9. Hyde (Coffee Talk)

10. Bliss (Citizen Sleeper)

Reminded me of the fact that I'm still one achievement away from 100% completion in Citizen Sleeper...

@aflowergarden @wrenthejoke @spetzboop @johamez-gaidr @mysticaidenanimatez @bunnytornado @hydrogenuranium

Umbrella Academy au where everything is the same except Five is wearing heelies

Episode 3 of Hazbin Hotel where everything is the same except Velvette shows up to the overlord meeting in and "I ❤️ Hot Moms" t shirt and throws Carmilla winks and blows her kisses during Respectless

I need everyone to read Loving the devil hurts by Auguscerys on ao3 right now. It's radioapple and it just updated like an hour ago and I'm crying over it. Guys please I can't go through this alone.