Cherri Bomb Hazbin Hotel - Tumblr Posts
Characters as things I've said/heard people say
Vaggie: You don't have to go around talking about wanting to get pegged by a goth girl
Cherri: But I DO
Vaggie: We all do but we don't go around talking about it
Characters as things I've said/heard people say
Cherri: I'm like an asexual but for romance instead of sex
I'm at the beach and I hate it so Hazbin Hotel characters beach head canons:
Alastor: Does not want to be there. Reads the entire time and tries to pretend he's not with the group. Is five seconds away from drowning someone as soon as they get there. Was baited into having a sand castle building contest with Lucifer... He loses. Has a weird grudge against life guards. Also he's wearing the same suit he wears every day like he did not change clothes for the occasion.
Charlie: Doing her best to keep everyone civil. Has to remind everyone to put on sunscreen. WAIT 30 MINUTES TO SWIM AFTER EATING! Tries to keep everyone hydrated. Trying to be the mom friend and saving time to drool over her girlfriend is proving a challenge but she's great at multitasking. Is the only one that ended up sunburned because she was too busy worrying about everyone else
Vaggie: Not a huge fan of the beach but Charlie was SO excited. She's ready to drown Angel and Alastor at all times. Her and Cherri get WAY too competitive at volleyball.
Husk: Was forced to come. Hates the water. Sits in a beach chair drinking from a flask the entire time. Ends up playing volleyball because Angel can be very convincing. Is definitely not staring at Angel the entire time. Falls asleep a couple hours in and sleeps the rest of the time. Alastor definitely dumps a bucket of water on him to wake him up.
Angel: Loves the beach. He spends most of his time tanning/relaxing but he does go in the water for a little while. He only planned on going up to his waist because he didn't want to get all of his fur wet but Cherri makes it her personal mission to dunk him. Is kicked out of volleyball for being too tall. Smokes weed with strangers.
Nifty: Is absolutely obliterated by the waves she almost drowns multiple times... She's having a blast. She sheds a tear for every grain of sand that lands on her blanket.
Sir Pentious: Is so excited to go to the beach but as soon as he touches the sand he's ready to go home. He still ends up being buried though.
Cherri: Was invited last minute. She LOVES the beach. She talks so much shit during volleyball and unfortunately for everyone she can actually back it up. Dunks Angel and is shunned until they become friends with a bunch of weed smoking strangers. Buries Sir Pentious.
Lucifer: Having the time of his life. He's swimming, he's digging holes, he's amazing at volleyball, he befriends a seagull, and he crushes Alastor in a sandcastle building contest. He loves spending time with his daughter but uh oh he gets overstimulated and wants to go home now. He feels really bad about it. Even his duck floaty can't cheer him up.
Vox: Spends hours info dumping about sharks. He water proofed himself but still doesn't spend too much time in the water. The time he does spend in the water is him trying to catch creatures. His bathing suit is just covered in cartoon sharks velvette does not approve of this.
Valentino: Just tans the entire time. Probably tries to recruit people. Will NOT get in the water but will probably throw Velvette in. Ends up leaving with someone else early.
Velvette: Aesthetically pleasing pictures. Is only there to post about it and make people jealous. Val throws her in the water ruining her hair so she ruins every chance he has to recruit someone as revenge.
Also the vees are definitely those people blasting music from a speaker... like this is a public space c'mon now
Hazbin Hotel driving head canons
Sir Pentious: Can't actually press the pedals because he doesn't have feet but he can modify it the thing is that if he modified it he'll add lasers and flames and that wouldn't end well for anyone
Charlie: Literally the most anxious driver you will ever meet. She tried driving one time and she hit someone so she literally never tried again. If she gets behind the wheel of a car she'll have a breakdown. Also the person she hit was completely fine because she was pretty much just inching forward and it was also their fault because they ran into the road she just blames herself for it.
Vaggie: Has never once even thought about driving. She was in heaven and had wings then she was with the princess of Hell which means free limo rides so it's never crossed her mind.
Angel: An absolute menace in the road. He's always driving like he's running from the cops. All the windows rolled down, music blasting, pedal to the metal. He also loves driving because it just feels freeing. He doesn't get the chance often though because he doesn't have a car and Valentino often makes him ride with him in his limo.
Husk: THE ONLY ONE IN THE HOTEL WITH A VALID LICENSE! He's a car guy. He's always liked cars and when he was an overlord he collected them. Pretty much a normal driver other than the drinking and driving thing. His car is always super clean and he will keep it that way. He also would never let anyone drive his car (he let Angel once and immediately regretted it).
Nifty: She can't reach the pedals which is probably for the best but when she's a passenger she'll stick her head out the window like a dog
Alastor: Doesn't like cars. Prefers to travel through shadows or just walk. Honestly though he'd be a passenger princess. He would also be in charge of the music if you even try to take over he'll crash the car. Actually he might just do that for fun.
Cherri: Drives a lot like Angel. Y'know windows down, music blasting, pedal to the metal. She also does street races. She's living it up fast and furious style. Her car is customized, probably has flames painted on the side but other stuff too. She refuses to let anyone else drive her car though because she says she got it "just right". She'll probably blow it up within the week.
Lucifer: Doesn't need a car and I wouldn't trust him within five feet of one. Has probably been in a car like twice in his life because wings and also teleportation. If put behind the wheel he'd accidentally drive off a cliff or something. He has a "duckmobile" that has never and hopefully will never see the light of day. I do think he would be able to drive if he practiced enough though and I hope one day he gets the soccer mom van he deserves.
Vox: Actually really likes driving. It calms him down. He also has the most expensive sports car money could buy (holy shit Vox would buy a cyber truck wouldn't he). He almost never drives places himself though just because he thinks a person of his status shouldn't have to. Bro is such a loser honestly just drive your damn car no one cares.
Valentino: Only rides in his limo because he can't see five fucking feet in front of him and would probably get himself and others killed while causing tons of property damage.
Velvette: She would be a good driver if she would stop texting for five seconds. She prefers the limo though so she can be on her phone and touch up her makeup/hair if needed.
Characters as things I've said/heard people say
I went to the fair with my family so you get this
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Angel: No regrets, if we die good riddance
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Cherri: I would strap myself to a bomb for fun
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Charlie: I haven't pet a cow in too long I think
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Vaggie: *furious* All because I can't crochet
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Husk: if I was a goat I'd uhhh umm I don't know I'd probably just be a goat... Sleep maybe?
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Angel: I'm going to touch your ankles
Husk: What are you, some kind of Victorian pervert?
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Charlie: *gasping and pointing to a sign* SUPER FRIED CHICKEN
Angel: Lame I want super SUPER fried chicken
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Alastor: *watching pork roast* Gorgeous
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Charlie: *feeding Vaggie* here comes the airplane
Alastor: ... That was embarrassing for both of you
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Vaggie: *watching a man dressed as a cockroach walk by* The men have started morphing into their true forms
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Cherri: Wouldn't it be funny if this place got set on fire
Charlie: No??? There would be a stampede
Cherri: Oh damn I would die
Charlie: No, you would stampede?
Cherri: I wouldn't run
Charlie: *sigh* yeah, of course not
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Sir Pentious: If I died on a rollercoaster my last words would be "Wahoo"
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Nifty: I need to destroy, I need to rip something to shreds with my bare hands
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Lucifer and his Candy apple adventures a saga:
Lucifer: *holding a candy apple* oh hell yeah I'm gonna fuck this shit UP
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Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*
Alastor: *doesn't notice*
Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*
Alastor: *looks around* ???
Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*
Alastor: *looks back at him* What are you doing?
Lucifer: Huh?
Lucifer: *spits seed at Alastor*
Alastor: WILL YOU STOP
Lucifer: What are you talking about????
Alastor: You're throwing something in my hair and on my shoulders and back-
Lucifer: *singing* head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!
(my sister never figured out what I was doing 💀)
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Lucifer: *still eating his candy apple* Why am I eating this like a chicken wing?
Charlie: Is that not how you're supposed to eat it?
Lucifer: You are absolutely right
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Lucifer: *covered in candy apple* I'm sticky 🥺
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Lucifer: *done with his candy apple but still chewing on the stick*
Alastor: *takes a bite of a mozzarella stick*
Lucifer: *gasps* MOZZARELLA STICKS
Alastor: *dips mozzarella sticks in marinara sauce and holds it out to Lucifer*
Lucifer: *reaches for it*
Alastor: *takes it back and glares*
Lucifer: what? oh- weirdo *eats it from his hand*
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Lucifer: Can you bring me to the bathroom?
Alastor: I'm not carrying you
Lucifer: *rolls eyes* can you walk me to the-
Alastor: I might be able to find you a little red wagon
Lucifer: I'm going to punch you
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Cherri: Froot loops are just-
Angel: *nods seriously* Gay Cheerios
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Charlie: I need to find a bathroom to cry in asap
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Vaggie: She's either drunk or high off something
Angel: I think it would be easier if I was high
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Charlie: All I can smell is weed
Angel and Cherri: *deep inhale*
Charlie: NO
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Alastor: Ugh there are so many people
Lucifer: I know I'm dying
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Angel: *gasp* MY PHONE IS ON ONE PERCENT
Alastor: *completely monotone* oh no the horrors
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Stranger: Is that your dad?
Husk: Do I look that old?
Angel: No, we're married
Stranger: Oh... you're married
Angel: *laughing* No
Husk: DO I LOOK THAT OLD????
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Lucifer: *singing along* I can count on you like 4 3 2 you'll be there
Alastor: No I'd leave you
Lucifer: Yeah I know
Alastor: Like everyone else
Lucifer: oh
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Nifty: *staring at crystals* Do I think they could heal me? No, I am beyond repair. Do I think they're so so so so pretty? YES!!! I NEED THEM
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Lucifer: *overstimulated, angry, and grinning with tears in his eyes* I wish I could enjoy things
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Characters as things I've said/heard people say
Angel: *smoking in the bathroom*
Cherri: *banging on the door*
Angel: Hey did you notice that I didn't bang on the door like the goddamn FBI while you were in here?
Cherri: There's a fight happening and I'm nosy!
Angel: Oh shit get the information
(later)
Angel and Cherri: *walking past argument slowly*
Cherri: *whispering* I love drama so much as long as I'm not involved
Angel: Yet you always are
Cherri: Not on purpose! But my first reaction to someone telling me there's a fight is always "is there a video?"
Angel: Fair honestly
Hazbin Hotel cooking head canons
Alastor: I think we can all agree he's the best cook in the hotel. He would've learned from his mom and enjoys cooking for people because of it. The first few times he cooked for them everyone was a little weary because cannibalism but he made it "vegetarian" so don't worry. Also he hates cooking with other people that spot is reserved for his mother only and everyone learns really fast to not go into the kitchen while he's cooking.
Sir Pentious: An amazing baker but not a great cook, like he can cook and it comes out fine but he always feels like something isn't right. Loves baking with Angel and Nifty. He even tries to teach Charlie how to bake. She makes no progress but he continues to teach her until he ends up in heaven.
Charlie: An absolute disaster like holy shit. Not only will she set the kitchen on fire she will also create the most disgusting food combinations and act like they're completely normal. She's doing her best I swear. She would probably try to take cooking classes but that would just end horribly.
Vaggie: Cannot cook. Everything will come out burnt and underdone at the same time. She's convinced she's cursed.
Angel: Second best cook at the hotel. Learned from his Nona. He used to cook with Molly all the time but hasn't for a while. He just didn't have the energy to cook and it always made him miss his sister too much. Eventually he got more comfortable at the hotel and started cooking again. Now he tries to cook dinner for everyone at least once a week. Loves cooking with other people he just doesn't have the patience to teach them.
Nifty: Is actually a good cook is just terrible at plating. Her food won't look good but the taste would be worth it. There might be a crunch in something that probably shouldn't be crunchy but just try not to think about it too much.
Husk: Would live off microwavable dinners if they let him. He can't cook but he'll eat anything anyone makes him. He's even eaten Charlie's disgusting food combinations like it was nothing. Can probably figure out how to make anything in the microwave if you give him the time.
Cherri: Do NOT let this woman in the kitchen. She will blow the entire place up and then do it again the next day for fun. Has probably figured out how to make bombs out of food idk how but she would.
Lucifer: He's not a bad cook he just doesn't usually have the energy or patience to do it. He prefers to make sweet foods so he'd specialize in breakfast and dessert. He can make other food too he just doesn't as much. It's probably better for him to have supervision while he cooks though. He gets distracted or just bored really easily. He'll space out or leave the room entirely to do something else and completely forget he's cooking. Like he'd be boiling potatoes to make mashed potatoes and then leave the room to do something and get distracted until suddenly he smells burning and runs into the kitchen to find that all the waters evaporated and the potatoes are burning to the bottom of the pot and he has to start over (no this has never happened to me why would you say that). Because of this Lucifer and Angel tend to cook together because Angel prefers cooking with company and they both have a sweet tooth.
Vox: Mostly lives on cup ramen and take out. He cooked once but it was dry unseasoned chicken and was never allowed to cook again. I want to say he'd have expensive taste but he's a workaholic so leftover Chinese food for the third time this week it is. I'm serious though this man hasn't slept in four days, is on the brink of hallucinating, and is surviving off caffeine, three day old leftovers that should definitely not be eaten, and pure unfiltered spite.
Valentino: He's actually a really good cook. The thing is he can't decide if he wants people to be in the kitchen with him or not because he'll be standing at the stove and ask Vox to hand him something and then five minutes later he's yelling because Vox is in his way. It's a very stressful experience for everyone except Valentino who finds it calming.
Velvette: She's pretty average honestly. Like she can cook fine but it's nothing exciting. She loves trying new recipes she sees online but always gets pissed when it doesn't go as planned so then she orders takeout. She's really good at decorating though like she can't bake a cake but she'd decorate it beautifully so that actually works well with Valentino who can't use a piping bag for shit.
Headcanon that since they live in a self aware musical Angel will use it to his advantage to fuck with people
He'll start playing music to see what the strangest thing he can get people to sing is
Everyone figures out what he's doing pretty fast but he keeps doing it because Alastor and Lucifer seem to have made it a competition to try and get each other to say the most embarrassing shit and neither of them will back down
The worst song he's gotten them to sing along to is Daisy by Ashnikko
This left multiple people dead, even more people traumatized, and got Angels music privileges restricted (in his defense he really thought this one would stump them)
He does feel kinda bad for Charlie but the horrified looks of Vaggie and Husks faces make everything worth it
(also Cherri and Nifty think it's hilarious)
So I was having thoughts earlier, as one does, and I was thinking about human designs for the Hazbin Hotel characters, again as one does, because I have a human au and a lot of the time when people are designing Cherri and Nifty they give them one eye or cover one eye or just do something in general to an eye because they're cyclopses and we're trying to stay close to their canon designs while making them human
Well I had an idea for Cherri that I've decided to use in my au and one I haven't seen anyone else use so I thought I'd share because I genuinely really like it and think people should start using it
Why not give her burn scars? Like I'm talking about a Zuko level scar. It makes sense for her because she's a pyromaniac and a cyclops so hey burn her
Do it
I sure am
Ignore canon this is just YOUR opinion for funsies
If you have any other ideas I'd love to hear them in the comments :)))
Hazbin Hotel Characters that I think would be really mad about Pluto's planet status being removed in no specific order with no context
Charlie
Lucifer
Lilith
Alastor
Velvette
Adam
Emily
Hazbin Hotel characters I think would agree that Pluto isn't a planet in no specific order with no context
Sir Pentious
Vox
Lute
Hazbin Hotel characters that literally do not care but would start discourse for fun in no specific order with no context
Angel
Cherri
Niffty
Valentino
Hazbin Hotel characters that have no opinion on the subject and are just SO tired of this discussion in no specific order with no context
Vaggie
Husk
Sera
Some wholesome Cherrisnake for today 🤲
It wouldn’t be right to do something for the sapphic week without including some CherriCake! For the “AU” prompt, I did art of them in a human AU! Just as an experiment of how they probably looked when they were alive. At first I saw Cherri as a redhead, but one friend suggested her being bleach blonde and it gave me an infinitely better design idea than if I just made her a redhead XD
Also yeah I’m aware of the nails I gave Velvette
Very intentional XD
Cherribomb and Sir Pentious won actually, but i decided "why not draw the runner ups as well?"
Ta-da!!
CLOSE UPS:
DO NOT REPOST MY ART ON OTHER PLATFORMS.
extra: Val, for the people who voted for him
Random drawing I made during study hall. Probably going to draw Lucifer next bc like