WTF WTF WTF HIS VOICE I CANT-

WTF WTF WTF HIS VOICE I CANT-

THE WAY HE SAID THAT

IM DEAD

AJHSKHS

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— the one where jimin will do whatever you want and you don’t have a mean bone in your body.

↳ alternatively you are a person of the people and it is your duty to stop jimin from cutting his hair.

↳ genre established relationship / fluff !!! / wc - approx. 600

↳ warnings gn!reader / yoongi cameo!! (he thinks they’re grossly in love and he’s right) / food (they’re eating together) / dedicated to @forpunishers bc jimin is ur bias and also i love u ur the coolest ever

“i come bearing food and a gift!” you announce loudly, swinging yourself into jimin’s studio, and pausing at the unexpected figure next to your boyfriend. “oh. hey yoongi!”

“hey,” yoongi replies, as jimin beams at you and waves you over. yoongi squints at you. “what’s in the bag?”

“food.”

“and the gift?”

“that’s me,” you say proudly. “i’m the gift.”

“damn straight,” jimin mumbles, reaching up to kiss your cheek. yoongi grimaces, but it’s the kind of grimace that he makes when he’s trying to hide his smile.

“i didn’t know you were here, or i’d have brought extra food,” you say to yoongi apologetically. “you can have my share though!”

jimin frowns. “no, he can’t.”

you scowl. “jimin.”

“what? you need to eat.”

“says you! how long have you been cooped up in here?”

“don’t worry about it, i’ve got plans with jin hyung anyway,” yoongi interjects hastily, already heading for the door. “i’ll see you around.”

you watch him leave musingly. “can’t believe i used to be so scared of him, you know?”

jimin isn’t really paying attention, too caught up in staring at you with mischievous eyes, before he slides his hands over your waist and pulls, landing you in his lap with a sharp squeal.

“hi,” he says, giggling as he bumps his nose with yours. “i missed you.”

your arms loop round his neck as you shift to make yourself more comfortable. “i missed you too,” you say, automatically sweeping dark hair out of his eyes.

“it’s getting too long,” he pouts, squinting at it.

“no!” you object immediately, so sudden and loud that he jumps. “don’t you dare cut it.”

he blinks, startled. “why not?”

“if you cut it, i’ll — i’ll — ” you flounder for a second, and he raises an elegant brow.

“you’ll what, baby?” he teases. “hm?”

“i’ll do something mean,” you settle on grumpily.

his smile grows more amused by the second. “something mean.”

“yes! mean!”

“you don’t have a mean bone in your body, my love.”

“how would you know that? maybe i do,” you say obstinately.

“please,” he scoffs. “you just brought me a packed lunch with my favourite food in it, and offered your half to someone else. and this morning, you bought everyone at your workplace coffee. and yesterday you — ”

“alright, i get it,” you grumble, cutting him off. “just — don’t cut your hair. pretty please.”

“whatever my baby wants,” he agrees, kissing your forehead.

“right now, your baby wants you to eat,” you say, suddenly remembering the cooling food on his desk. you make as though to get off his lap, but his arms squeeze before you can.

“don’t move. stay.”

you sigh. “so needy,” you tease him.

“only for you. here, open.” and he taps your lips with his chopsticks, setting food into your mouth. “how is it?”

you roll your eyes. “it’s excellent, obviously. i made it.”

“mm.” he tries it himself, and his eyes widen and he nods excitedly. “that’s really good. god, what would i do without you?”

you contemplate. “starve. and probably cut your hair. and then ARMY would be mad at you, you know?”

“they do like the long hair,” he agrees, trying to feed you more.

“exactly!” you gesture wildly with your hands, completely missing his attempt at feeding you. “i speak for the people, jimin! i am a person of the people!”

“okay, my person of the people,” he laughs fondly, dodging your hands. “please eat your food.”

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god i need this soooo bad

like caroline realizing she deserves SO much better, loving and being proud of herself + klaus treating her like the queens she is.

and ofcourse stefan realizing he lost a gem but oops! too late, she's got someone a LOT better.

So... Is there a Klaroline fic out there which takes up after Stefan hurts Caroline with his constantly putting her second? Maybe after Valerie had entered the scene? And Caroline gives him and Mystic Falls up to take Klaus up on his promise and it suddenly dawns on Stefan that he's lost the best thing that ever happened to him.

Can someone please help me find it or write it?

Credits to whomsoever owns the pic

Alr i see ur point but then again none of this helps snape seem like a better person u kno...like it just shows tha he was fine with even a probably inncocentan being in askban...cant believe hes called the slythering hero honestly like REGULUS. BLACK. PPL....thanks for pointing it out tho

Ok so all harry potter fans i would like to talk abt dumbledore who is like the apparent greatest wizard alive right, the only ONLY one who voldemort was afraid of so honestly what the actual hell was up with him.

First of all he is a master legilimens right??? So like shouldnt he have known that peter petyigrew that rat is a death eater...like how tf did he not know im honestly confused. And also couldnt he like have got he order to swear upon their magic that they havent voldy shots, he-who-does-not-have-a-nose. LIKE HE COULDVE DONE SOMETHING ANYTHING...ATLEAST IF HE IS THE SO CALLED GREATEST WIZARD ALIVE.

Now second of all shouldnt he have known that sirius is INNOCENT. like snape turned sides right so wouldnt he try to get as much info h can from snape...and snape was one o the trusted of voldy sp he wouldve known abt peter. Unless hes also an asshole who would let a person who bullied him when he was 15 rot in askaban of all places. But fine ig this could be on snape too.

NOW HE IS THE PRESUMED GREATEST WIZARD ALIVE RIGHT... so the hell did alastor "CONSTANT VIGILANCE" moody be impersonated by someone else right under his knocky ass nose. like what???? AND he is the greatest wizard alive right..he was the one that drew the ageline...how the hell did a normal wizard just get past that...HARRY DIDNT HAVE TO BE IN THE TOURNAMENT ..NO TOURNAMENT HARRY = NO OR ATLEAST PROLONGED RISE OF THAT UGLY ASS EGG RIGHT????

Oh and for the greatest wizard alive he really abandones his students in the hands of a blood quill torturing toad real fast didnt he...like HE COULDVE HAD A BACK UP PLAN COME ON ATLEAST TRY TO LIVE UP TO UR TITLE ???

oh and how the actual hell did three FIRST YEARS mange to solve all the traps and get the philosophers stone. Like ok hermione is smart rons good at chess and harry is a luck powerful bitch but like isnt dumbledore the greatest wizard alive....how could he not have put up more wards and shit so something like this wouldnt have happened .... like bitcb are u even trying come on.

Ukw im done for now dumbledore is a interesting character he really is hes got depth and secrets u cant even think of but honestly that doesnt mean i have to like him.

Also im sorry if u find gramatic and spelling errors i could just not bother with that shit.

AJHKHS

Currently my favourite series, YOONGI, MIN AND TAE ARE KILLING MEEEEE

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MASTERLIST SERIES :

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• last update : 09/03/2023

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➳ Part 1 : the beginning || (a)

➳ Part 2 : afterparty || (a) (s)

➳ Part 3 : fine || (a)

➳ Part 4 : back to normal? || (a)

➳ Part 5 : sick day || (a) (f)

➳ Part 6 : medical escape || (a)

➳ Part 7 : unexpected new || (a)

➳ Part 8 : a new start || (f)