steakout-05 - man lover and barry steakfries simp
steakout-05
man lover and barry steakfries simp

he/him, it/its ~ 18 yrs old ~ multifandom user with a focus on my special interests ~ professional barry steakfries simp ~ blog theme by @compassionately

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Dear God What Did They DO To Him

dear god what did they DO to him

Dear God What Did They DO To Him
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mlp g5 hitch trailblazer what the fuck did they do to hitch where are his eyebrows???? why does he look like that?! he looks like a weird lemon baby there is something deeply terrifying about his eyes.... hitch blink once if they've conducted horrific experiments on you his hooves aren't even the right colour im so scared of him he looks like a skinwalker why is he YELLOW this mug is official by the way i found it at aldi evil evil evil evil
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North Wind Does Not Fucking Look Like That

north wind does not fucking look like that

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miser brothers north wind a miser brothers christmas help why is that image so funny literally who is that guy not the north wind that's who
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steakout-05
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Halfbrick officially released some of the tracks from JJ2 and my god does the new rendition of 'Unstoppable Barry' sound cool!!

also the album art....

Halfbrick Officially Released Some Of The Tracks From JJ2 And My God Does The New Rendition Of 'Unstoppable

kissing him kissing him <3

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barry steakfries jetpack joyride jetpack joyride 2 this singlehandedly gave me the energy to actually wake up today really fucking cool!! also barry finally has legs..... he is whole you think anyone's tried to pull barry down by his legs while he's on his jetpack big man on a jetpack destroying your lab? just yank him down from the sky and watch him fall on his face
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steakout-05
1 year ago

Jetpack Joyride headcanon: Professor Brains named his cat "Spot" after the cat that Data had in Star Trek, and much like Data's cat, his cat is also a female orange tabby :)

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jetpack joyride professor brains star trek reference i am absolutely in love with the connection data and spot have i've watched very little star trek and my dad's more of a trekkie than i've ever been but i think discovering that data has a cat has singlehandedly made me really want to watch it it's the scene where data cries tears of joy after finding spot specifically that made me wanna watch star trek sigh it's always the guys with cats that draw me in.... jon arbuckle... professor brains... data.... my liking for professor brains boosted by 10 as soon as it was revealed he has a cat professor brains would secretly be a HUGE trekkie nerd like he goes home from doing all this malevolent evil schemes and just watches star trek for 3 hours he absolutely would do that
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steakout-05
1 year ago

oh my poor sick little man..... he has a bad fever :(

Oh My Poor Sick Little Man..... He Has A Bad Fever :(

i've always had a soft spot for sickfics and i like seeing strong characters get taken care of by the ones who love them most :) craig is making him chicken noodle soup in the kitchen, barry's favourite meal to have whenever he's not feeling well.

bonus: earlier version with ripped sleeves

Oh My Poor Sick Little Man..... He Has A Bad Fever :(

i liked the thought of him being all snug in the only piece of clothing he hasn't ripped so i drew the sleeves of his jammies because it was cuter :)

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barry steakfries jetpack joyride why does tumblr always compress my drawings grrrgrr he is sikc :( i feel like if barry got sick he'd be the type of guy to be like ''what! i'm not sick no waayyy haha'' and then die of a coughing fit immediately after he'd be very grumpy about not being able to go jetpacking and having to stay at home all day he'd be like ''what happened to watching cartoons when i was home sick!? this is so BORING'' and craig would be like ''there there its ok you'll live. go to bed barry'' also i love how barry canonically has homely cute flower blankets on his bed i like to think he's kinda embarrassed by them because he always calls his home his 'secret hideout' and always talks about how cool it is and whatnot and then you walk inside and it's just. comfy. only craig knows about the cosier bits of his home he's too prideful to tell anyone else craig thinks it's nice :) wait tumblr fucking deleted the other tags i wrote goddamnit barry would be like ''i'm not THAT sick! i don't need to be pampered! i'm a man i can do it!'' and then when craig drags him home he's like ''ehh... i'm dying craig..... craig tuck me in.....'' he's stubborn but he's a big softie :) i like to think he doesn't like to ask for help because he feels like it's weak but at the same time he knows he really needs help because he feels really sick he may complain a lot and act all fussy but he doesn't resist to craig taking care of him cause he knows he's gotta let his guard down every once in a while + he's too tired to do it he's too proud to admit it but he likes being taken care of by craig every now and then :) ahh how i love stubborn characters who just wanna be held...
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steakout-05
1 year ago

it's 11 pm where i live and i'm tired,,, here's Barry stimming :)

It's 11 Pm Where I Live And I'm Tired,,, Here's Barry Stimming :)
It's 11 Pm Where I Live And I'm Tired,,, Here's Barry Stimming :)
It's 11 Pm Where I Live And I'm Tired,,, Here's Barry Stimming :)

i've never properly drawn him starting to rip his sleeves off before (shockingly) so here is the he :)

also bonus drawing:

It's 11 Pm Where I Live And I'm Tired,,, Here's Barry Stimming :)
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barry steakfries jetpack joyride he's stimming i have another autism headcanon that barry absolutely would do the hand flapping thing when he's happy he doesn't do it as much but he usually does it right before ripping off his sleeves when he's SUPER happy also there's a detail in the JJ trailer where barry's hands physically twitch before ripping his sleeves off that's the pure EXCITEMENT and urge to stim comin' out :D also i just checked the trailer and HOLY SHIT it has 23 million views!?!? holy bingle!!! all those views are from me when i first got fixated on this game lol also also it's been a whole year since JJ became one of my main interest. what the hell. no way it's been a year it's felt like 8 months at most holy moly anyway gonna tag this as autism art :D autism art stimming art
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