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1 year ago
devious hooligan activities..... what devillish schemes could he be is up to!!
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the beast is demonic in nature
also FLASH REAL???? AYO????
flash is finally real.......
i think he stole Flash's little toy thing?? :( give it back you earthbound dr andonuts lookin.... guy
brains really does remind me of earthbound though
like he would fit right in
this is from the promo art for JJ2's anniversary by the way!! woohoo!!!
on a slightly unrelated note remember when brains was bald. slap his bald head
barry steakfries
putting that tag there too for good measure teehee
1 year ago
this is them. this is their entire dynamic. Brains is just a very tired yet inventive autistic guy trying to deal with a very excited ADHDer who keeps breaking into his lab every morning and i love them both
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11 months ago
Jetpack Joyride headcanon: Professor Brains named his cat "Spot" after the cat that Data had in Star Trek, and much like Data's cat, his cat is also a female orange tabby :)
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i am absolutely in love with the connection data and spot have
i've watched very little star trek and my dad's more of a trekkie than i've ever been
but i think discovering that data has a cat has singlehandedly made me really want to watch it
it's the scene where data cries tears of joy after finding spot specifically that made me wanna watch star trek
sigh it's always the guys with cats that draw me in.... jon arbuckle... professor brains... data....
my liking for professor brains boosted by 10 as soon as it was revealed he has a cat
professor brains would secretly be a HUGE trekkie nerd
like he goes home from doing all this malevolent evil schemes and just watches star trek for 3 hours
he absolutely would do that
7 months ago
autistic coded men who have orange cats my beloved
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this is my type. weird silly or otherwise quirky guys who have orange cats
brains being autistic is more just a headcanon i have rather than deliberate coding
but he's been shown to have a few autism-like behaviours and traits across the shorts and jetpack joyride 2
it's kinda stereotypical but he's more of a logical simple thinker and he finds strings of numbers to be easier to remember than names
which i find to be interesting! he just has different thinking patterns from what i've seen in neurotypicals. and it's like.
it's the autism radar. i can always tell when a fictional character seems to be Not Neurotypical because holy shit they act like me-
-or another autistic person i know!
also all these characters are like. different facets of autism and i think that's so interesting
on the left we have highly logical direct and ''idk what to do with my face or my hands help'' sherlock spin autism
and then there's slightly unhinged dorky possible ADHD combo and complete lack of social skills autism
and finally there's the evil autism
and i love all three of them <3
i just realised they're also all sitting in big comfy chairs!
jon's armchair looks so comfy though. like i really wanna sit in there
it's probably slightly dirty and most definitely scratched up by garfield but my god that's what make it more homely and comfy
i wonder how many armchairs jon has gotten over the years. i should count all the instances of him having a differently coloured armchair
anyway yeah. autistic cat dads my beloved <3
7 months ago
Barry, Craig and Brains as a trio would literally be just like Kirk, Spock and Bones. like. that is them. that is literally them. no i am not elaborating further
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this is literally them though.
i saw a redraw of that image with two guys kissing and another one who's facepalming as spirk and bones-
-and i think that would literally be barry craig and brains if they were a trio
that would be them. that would absolutely be them. this is canon now
this post is probably incomprehensible to either fandom who doesn't know who these characters are and i think that's very funny
wait actually jetpack joyride did have a star trek event. this could work. this could actually work. holy shi t
if barry was a starfleet officer what kind would he be. would he be like a commander or the security guy who handles-
-all the weapons on the bridge
because either one would fit
i'm basing that more off tng's ranks but like. barry could easily be either one of those.
craig's rank is a no brainer. he'd either be a science officer or a medical officer
maybe even engineering considering he has a knack for coming up with ideas for robots and can apparently repair them in JJ2
but i think science officer would fit him the best
maybe brains would be in engineering actually? hmmmmm i should think about this more it's intredesting......
anyway. yeah this is them
5 months ago
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jetpack joyride if it was WOKE!!!!1!
BISEXUAL steakfries
GAYig
betty BUTCHpies
BIGENDER robo-barry
PRIDE FLAGsh
lab LESBIAN
GENDERbax
professor BLOWJOB
MANLIKER mikhail
HE/THEY minertaur
queen v
red PRONOUNS
NON BINARY nixie
(this post is based off this star trek shitpost that makes me burst into hysterics every time i see it)
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as if none of these are already canon /j
this post is so stupid
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betty beefpies
craig the scientist
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shitpost
kept queen v the same because i couldn't think of a word that would fit. and also she already is queer. to me.
i tried so hard not to be vulgar with professor brains but professor blowjob is just so damn funny i just couldn't not include it
professor blowjob my beloved HAHAHHAHAHAH
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