Being Real For A Second If I Had An Actual Fictionkith/fictionhearted List, Fluttershy Would Absolutely

being real for a second if i had an actual fictionkith/fictionhearted list, Fluttershy would absolutely be on there. like. she is so me. she is just like me. we both have a love of animals, we like having a cosy and relaxing atmosphere to stay in, we have really terrible social anxiety and deeply traumatising childhood social experiences, we have trouble being assertive because of those experiences, we probably both have a huge crush on pony Q (i know i do lol), it's all there. she's so me she's best pony <3

how it feels to be an aegosexual looking for slash fanfics in your favourite fandom:

finding a fanfic that has a really good premise and is really romantic or smutty and has your favourite character but then seeing "slash reader" in the tags or seeing it mention "you" as in the reader is an instant turnoff for me. it's like noooo why did i have to be involved in this character's life all of a sudden :(

this is officially the dumbest thing i ever made

i was watching videos about Simpsons Hit & Run and i found out about this pretty funny glitch you can do that flings your car into the air if you do some lamp post collision trickery :D

how to execute the glitch:

get inside a car (the family sedan works best because the engine is wider and more visible) and carefully drive into a lamp post until a coin pops out of it but doesn't fall over completely

quickly exit the car, and then get back in. the lamp post will now be stuck in place and have no collision

start driving and position your car so the lamp post is clipping through the engine

get out of your car again, jump on top of the car and then do a ground pound (jump+jump+attack)

watch your car get flung across the map or into oblivion!!

usually, your character will fall off the car (and i think depending on which version of the game you're using, the car will just respawn. i'm playing on the PC version so mine just respawns immediately, but this works much better on console versions), but if you angle the lamp post so it's just tilting through the windshield like the video demonstrates, you should get the car to fling into the sky with you on top of it and it is very entertaining

got this really cool Half Half X Garfield shirt today that has this neat restaurant signage on the back of it!!

(that picture isn't me lol)

what i find super interesting about this shirt is that it says "est 1976" instead of 1978 like you'd probably expect it to. i believe that's a very subtle reference to Garfield's very first appearance in the 'Jon' comic strip which ran from 1976 to early 1978, and i think it's awesome that they referenced that because there's literally been no mention of this prototype comic strip at all from any official Garfield media!!

hey wait i just had a thought. what would Data's handwriting look like. do you think whenever he has to handwrite he just perfectly prints New Times Roman in size 14 onto the paper in three seconds or something. wait imagine if he wrote in Comic Sans