Its True, Guys! How To Tell If Your Loaf Of Bread Is Done? Stick Your Dick In It :D

its true, guys! how to tell if your loaf of bread is done? stick your dick in it :D

now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

please rb when u see this!

many palestinians have asked me to share their gofundme links. most are still far from their goals so please donate if u can ♡

last updated 8/27/24

@/mahmoudayyad ~ gofundme (€3,671 raised of €100,000 goal)

@/88mohammed ~ gofundme (€4,269 raised of €100,000 goal)

@/hayanahed ~ gofundme (€80,025 raised of €100,000 goal)

@/abedalazeiz ~ gofundme (€28,625 raised of €90,000 goal)

@/malak-3 ~ gofundme (€80 raised of €80,000 goal)

@/ahmeadhilles ~ gofundme (€11,502 raised of €80,000 goal)

@/ranin3344 ~ gofundme (€8,016 raised of €80,000 goal)

@/safaa18mero ~ gofundme ($11,003 raised of $75,000 goal)

@/mo-shamia ~ gofundme ($61,046 raised of $70,000 goal)

@/verylovesalad ~ gofundme (€3,315 raised of €70,000 goal)

@/rehamalostaz ~ gofundme (€21,396 raised of €70,000 goal)

@/abdalhadiaburas ~ gofundme ($4,009 cad raised of $65,000 goal)

@/ghadak24 ~ gofundme (€1,925 raised of €60,000 goal)

@/heba-baker ~ gofundme (€3,886 raised of €60,000 goal)

@/abuadamfamily ~ gofundme (€58,060 raised of €58,000 goal)

@/rhq2744 ~ gofundme (£8,565 raised of £55,000 goal)

@/anonymous ~ gofundme ($445 raised of $52,125 goal)

@/yahyaahmed5 ~ gofundme ($1,305 raised of $50,000 goal)

@/rasmi-gaza ~ gofundme ($2,491 raised of $50,000 goal)

@/sameer-24 ~ gofundme ($2,996 raised of $50,000 goal)

@/ghaziyounes1967 ~ gofundme ($4,313 raised of $50,000 goal)

@/helpfamily ~ gofundme ($6,958 raised of $50,000 goal)

@/aseelo680 ~ gofundme ($15,604 raised of $50,000 goal)

@/mayadayyad81 ~ gofundme ($38,263 raised of $50,000 goal)

@/ebrahimyasseralangarsworld ~ gofundme (€987 raised of €50,000 goal)

@/odayalanqar ~ gofundme (€2,965 raised of €50,000 goal)

@/yazan-familyy ~ gofundme (€12,024 raised of €50,000 goal)

@/aya2mohammed ~ gofundme (€25,859 raised of €50,000 goal)

@/yasminalbalawiigaza ~ gofundme (€38,026 raised of €85,000 goal)

@/essaq ~ gofundme (€1,395 raised of €50,000 goal)

@/osama-family ~ gofundme (£1,387 raised of £50,000 goal)

@/noorabd1992 ~ gofundme ($10,742 raised of $45,000 goal)

@/asmaayyad ~ gofundme (€12,750 raised of €45,000 goal)

@/lina-gaza ~ gofundme (€36,211 raised of €45,000 goal)

@/kefahfamily ~ gofundme ($986 raised of $40,000 goal)

@/falestine-yousef ~ gofundme ($14,873 raised of $40,000 goal)

@/bshaeromars-blog ~ gofundme ($15,311 raised of $40,000 goal)

@/husseinshamia ~ gofundme ($33,253 raised of $40,000 goal)

@/noor-alanqar ~ gofundme (20,372 raised of €40,000 goal)

@/save-mohamed-family ~ gofundme (€22,578 raised of €40,000 goal)

@/drahmedhamad2 ~ gofundme (kr6,508 sek raised of kr400,000 goal)

@/mohammednasers-blog ~ gofundme (€3,199 raised of €38,000 goal)

@/salem-baker ~ gofundme (€6,316 raised of €38,000 goal)

@/mohalwadya2 ~ gofundme (€17,617 raised of €35,000 goal)

@/abedallhferwanagaza ~ gofundme (€2,862 raised of €35,000 goal)

@/m430235341 ~ gofundme (€16,560 raised of €35,000 goal

@/farohablogsworld ~ gofundme (€335 raised of €32,000 goal)

@/ahmadresh ~ gofundme ($9,338 raised of $31,000 goal)

@/mohiy-gaza ~ gofundme ($20,101 raised of $31,000 goal)

@/abdallahblog0 ~ gogetfunding ($2,042 raised of $30,000 goal)

@/fidaa-family2 ~ gofundme ($17,756 raised of $30,000 goal)

@/rodainaayyad83 ~ gofundme (€9,985 raised of €30,000 goal)

@/ahmedabuomar ~ gofundme (€2,580 raised of €30,000 goal)

@/ahmed-mohammed1 ~ gofundme (€5,313 raised of €30,000 goal)

@/mahmoudkhalafff ~ gofundme (€25,428 raised of €30,000 goal)

@/ahmed-ziad ~ gofundme (£9,840 raised of £30,000 goal)

@/monashamali ~ gofundme (£13,980 raised of £30,000 goal)

@/dodoomar12345 ~ gofundme (kr152,219 sek raised of kr300,000 goal)

@/drfarhatblog ~ gofundme ($5,600 raised of $29,500 goal)

@/mohammedshehabnew1 ~ gofundme (7,023 raised of €25,000 goal)

@/abdelmutei ~ gofundme (€11,376 raised of €25,000 goal)

@/nedaapalestine ~ gofundme (£8,222 raised of £25,000 goal)

@/motaaz37 ~ gofundme (kr34,233 sek raised of kr250,000 goal)

@/abood-gaza2 ~ gofundme ($2,997 cad raised of $30,000 goal)

@/ashraf-baker ~ gofundme (€19,667 raised of €25,000 goal)

@/mhammemosa10 ~ gofundme ($1,841 raised of $20,000 goal)

@/saveyouseffamily ~ gofundme (€5,432 raised of €20,000 goal)

@/fatma93-gaza ~ gofundme (€6,044 raised of €20,000 goal)

@/kareem-family ~ gofundme (€7,751 raised of €20,000 goal)

@/save-hijazi-family2 ~ gofundme (€16,254 raised of €20,000 goal)

@/karamalmadhoun ~ gofundme (€15,279 raised of €20,000 goal)

@/omargaze ~ gofundme (£5,704 raised of £20,000 goal)

@/hanaa-yousef ~ gofundme (£11,790 raised of £20,000 goal)

@/dinamahammed99 ~ gofundme ($3,506 raised of $15,000 goal)

@/yousefjehad0 ~ gofundme ($4,352 raised of $15,000 goal)

@/lets-help-osama ~ gofundme (€1,546 raised of €15,000 goal)

@/ayaalanqarsblog ~ gofundme (€9,911 raised of €15,000 goal)

@/ahmadwaleed5 ~ gofundme ($7,665 raised of $10,000 goal)

@/familymaria1234567 ~ gofundme (€824 raised of €10,000 goal)

@/musababed ~ gofundme (£4,924 raised of £8,000 goal)

if you're that woman who frantically stopped my grandad's car thinking it was a taxi because of the "dad's taxi" sticker, and got really embarrased, i want you to know that if you're thinking "it's been years, no-one remembers" ....i remember

Muhammad Shehab @mohammedshehabneww reached out to me. He has a campaign for his family (him, his mother and father who are sick, his wife Hiyam and two sons Zain and Yahya). They need money to evacuate Gaza. The goal is €25,000 and the campaign has raised €10,801. Please share this and if you can donate too!

gofundme.com

Donate to Help Zaen and Yehya to get out of Gaza, organized by Fahed Shhabe

I am Muhammad Shehab from Gaza These are my sons Zaen and Yahya I write… Fahed Shhabe needs your support for Help Zaen and Yehya

had a fun (read: interesting) lil dream that started off as a heathers reenactment where obviously junko was heather chandler, mikan was heather mcnamara, and i think mukuro was heather duke (but she was barely there so it's not important)

so i get the privilege of being part of class 77-B, ✨whee, yay, woo✨ /s

junko dies the way heather chandler dies, but like. nobody ever finds her corpse even when it's in plain sight, and whoever I'm supposed to be is wracked with guilt, constantly seeing her body out of my periphery. people start asking questions as to where she is and stuff, but like. she's right there. why don't any of you see her???

so I'm chilling in I guess what's the common area of the dorms, laying on the couch with mikan sitting near me. I'm feeling so guilty that for a brief moment, i see junko's ghost, and I see her as harmless. so then she puts on a docile act for a second, kneeling on the side of the couch, arms and head rested on my legs. the room is kinda dim since we're all watching a movie or something, so i cup junko's face in my hand. still playing innocent, she places a single kiss on my wrist, before she starts tormenting me. she places kisses all over my legs, trying to get me to squirm, testing how much she can get away with, and how long it takes for me to lose my cool in public. her ghost leaves lipstick marks all over my legs, and as she leaves them, i try to wipe them away because they are unmistakeably her lipstick, and they're really bright and obvious. mikan notices just before i wipe away the last few, and she looks at me, kinda betrayed looking. and now we get into ✨act three✨

one day after class, she takes me aside and asks what junko was to me, and if i had any idea, any at all, where she'd run off to. i said "I don't know, I'm sorry" to both. whether or not I was a convincing liar was a mystery. later, there's a schoolwide activity thing, and she takes me aside into a place on campus that's unseen, but we still have the risk of being caught. we end up having sex there, and i'm acutely aware of the fact that even though i'm focusing on pleasuring mikan, I don't love her, and I'm just doing this because i feel so guilty for taking away someone she loved. i just wanted to make her happy. (also that part of the dream was hot, wish i could've enjoyed it more without the bad feelings and fear of being caught :/ )

i keep being nice and friendly to her outside of that, but after what happened between us, mikan probably thinks im genuinely into her. for whatever reason, i keep up this act, especially since I've been noticing how much more confident she's been acting lately. finally, she asks me on a date, telling me that there's this outdoor cinema type thing she wanted to go to, and i say yes because what harm could seeing a movie do?

breaking the fourth wall a bit, i start wondering when I'm supposed to be meeting the JD parallel in my dream. mikan and i get to the place we're supposed to go. she picks up a brick from the paving and tells me to start smashing statues, but there are no statues, just people that she can only perceive as statues for some reason? then i realize, "oh, shit. she's the one who got addicted to killing, she's my JD"

and then i woke up

- 🌌 (there was also a part of my dream where i picked up a label from a faygo bottle and said "I'm a faygo" because y'know. girl liker. play on words n all. and i still feel so jealous of my dream self for being able to openly do that 😞)