I Just.... I Cannot Get The Image Of 'rolling Around In Femslash' From My Mind.

I just.... I cannot get the image of 'rolling around in femslash' from my mind.

why erase a female character for a slash ship when you could forget about men altogether and roll around in femslash

Your Words Poetic Are Not Pathetic

(on the other hand, babe, you shine)

HEY, NERDSBIANS! Remember that cop!AU I wrote ages ago (in February)? Remember how I promised up and down I would write a prequel about how they met? Welllllllllllll…I haven’t finished it yet? Sorry, guys, I suck. (But I am working on it, I swear to god.)

But! There is good news! I wrote this ficlet for acommonrose’s birthday (go tell her she’s lovely), and while it’s not long enough or coherent enough for AO3, I am sticking it here for those of you who want more in the cop!AU verse.

Here (under the cut) lies the backstory to Claudia’s comment on how HG practically proposed at the last Christmas party. I hope it makes you laugh!

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I tried really hard for a really long time to be a velociraptor (mainly through pretending).  Failing that I tried really hard for a really long time to be a dragon (also mainly through pretend).  Why?  Because I watched movies like Jurassic Park and found velociraptors to be awesome.  I watched movies like Dragon Heart and thought that although the prince was a dick the dragon was an amazing person.  You know what I didn't watch?  Gay marriage scenes.  As a wee child I didn't realize the princess could marry another princess.  So you know what? I pretended to be a prince.  Cause dammit I was awesome and I wanted to marry a princess.

Because It Will Destroy The Traditional Meaning of Marriage: I think you will find that actual 'traditional marriage' was a woman's father signing over ownership of her to the husband that he has picked out. Thank god we have moved on from such outdated 'traditions', right? The Bible Says It's Wrong: The bible doesn't actually say anything about gay marriage. It does however say that you shall not wear clothing of mixed fabrics (Deuteronomy 22:11), guess we're all going straight to hell! Because Being Gay Is Unnatural: Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in one- i think it is clear which is more unnatural. Because Gay Men Are Sexual Predators: Male rape is most commonly committed by heterosexual men (McMullen 1990). Better keep your back against that wall for the rest of your life! Because Gay Sex Is Disgusting: If you have ever jerked off to a little bit of girl on girl action or if you have ever had heteronormative anal sex then your argument is immediately invalid. Because Gay People Are Icky: Well.. At least you're honest but i personally find homophobics icky and you're still allowed to get married. Because Innocent Children Might Re-enact Gay Marriage Scenes At School And It Will Turn Our Kids Gay: You're really more comfortable with children acting out gun fights than acting out a display of love? Pretending to be gun-touting criminals doesn't turn children into gun-touting criminals. Pretending to be a pony doesn't turn children into ponies. Heck, how many LGBT people re-enacted heteronormative marriages when they were kids? You should really look up the definition of 'pretend'. Because I'm a Dick: Glad you admit it. .... : Exactly.

Even better?

Somehow, someway Jaime and Joanne are talking to each other during an awards show (perhaps the Emmys?) and are interrupted by a loud "Mummys!" before being glomped by Meghan.  The cameras catch it all.

So I know someone mentioned to tantedrago about meeting Meghan Ory and forgetting to ask about it because of her being…her

To be honest, I did forget too. But right at the end I remembered so I went back and (we’d actually talked about Warehouse earlier when talking about Intelligence and it’s cancellation) I said how we basically had adopted her into the fandom and she bloody loved it!! She seemed kinda stoked to have been like…”hijacked” so to speak by the fandom and I was telling her about how y’all saw all of her Intelligence stuff and just saw her as their future child and shit.

I’m not really explaining this very well, but I then showed her a picture of Joanne and Jaime because she was curious to see them together to see and she was just like “yeah, that’d totally work!” and she was hilarious, being all “I would totally be their child. this is amazing” :’)

and then I asked her to hold that “sign” up (I apologise for the scruffiness of it, I hadn’t had chance to print one off or make a better one during the day so I just had to use one of my photo wallet things)  so I could take a picture and she just laughed and was like “definitely! I love this” and was just the sweetest.

So, basically…she loves the idea and definitely approves (and wants to read the fanfic of it too?? :S:D ahaha) Like, she just loved the fact that we’d basically pictured her in this role and how much we love her even though the character doesn’t canonically exist.

All in all, success tbh :D

(I’m sorry if this is a crappy boring story telling of what happened. I got stuck in London after the con last night so had to stay at my brothers and didn’t get to his till almost 3am and I just got back home and it like, torrential down poured on me so I’m just so ready for today to be over tbh :’)) But I hope y’all enjoyed this. Bering and Wells fandom ftw :P)

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