Noooo, Fuck No, Nope. I Am Not Strong Enough To Handle Even The Concept Of A Tamsyn Muir/ Noelle Stevenson

Noooo, fuck no, nope. I am not strong enough to handle even the concept of a Tamsyn Muir/ Noelle Stevenson mash up. Ignore my stupid idiot heart pleading for whatever unholy glorious thing they’d create. I can’t.  It would kill me.

— tamsyn muir

Alternatively 

Agatha: Children, everything in this room is edible! Even I am edible! But that is called cannibalism, dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

*later*

Wanda: *giggling and whispering to Agatha* You’re so naughty. I’m going to do thing that are frowned upon by most societies to you tonight.

Tommy: *overhearing and looking horrified* YOU’RE GOING TO EAT HER?!?

Wanda: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SONS?!

Agatha: ...

Agatha: He’s not wrong.

Agatha: Children, everything in this room is edible! Even I am edible! But that is called cannibalism, dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

*later*

Wanda: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SONS?!

Agatha has just one - “Life Saver”.  She was very confused when she first saw the candy in a store in the early 1900′s.

Wandagatha soulmate au where all the nicknames your soulmate calls you is written in tattoos on your body and Wanda is just covered in the names Agatha calls her 

Such We Be With Glowing Hearts Dancing On My Own

This pleases me. 

so if we follow blood of eden naming conventions, your name should be:

'Line from A Shakespeare Play' + 'Line Your National Anthem' + 'Line from... any song from the early 2000s???'

so i would be

If You Have Tears Prepare To Shed Them Now In Full Glory Okay Now Ladies

and i'm okay with that

They keep a list of favourite weapons of mass destruction make out spots. Catra likes the ones that feel like a cave, like it’s just them and no one else exists and they can just kiss for hours. Adora says she likes those best but everyone knows her top choice is actually the interplanetary cannon where literally the whole universe watched them make out. They know because Adora, just, wouldn’t stop.  Not that Catra was trying hard to get her to stop. She liked how into publicly claiming her Adora was.

Bow’s and Glimmer’s favourite is the genetic virus lab because something went wrong (right?) and Catra and Adora ended up having kids. Entrapta’s favourite is the machine no one could figure out because every time they ‘shut it down’ it just changed things and flipped out switches. She didn’t even mind how long Adora and Catra kissed in ‘her lab’. Which normally she’s very much against (do you know how hard it is to get cat hair out of an electronoscope? No, because you always leave it to me to clean).

really like the idea of adora still having the failsafe. like. it was supposed to kill the user so why would it be coded to go away on its own? so adora just. has this bit of half magic half technology code in her that can shut down first one tech. except. it can’t work without catra. because catra was what made it work in the first place and helped adora wield it.

she glowed too. so basically i’m imagining adora and catra going around deactivating a bunch of rogue tech both on etheria and other planets and while they definitely get better at it eventually, the first few times they literally just have to make out until it activates and it is simultaneously the funniest and most awkward thing