Kehlani Realizing She's A Lesbian -that She's "GAY Gay"- And Being Fully Offended At Getting No Reaction

Kehlani realizing she's a lesbian -that she's "GAY gay"- and being fully offended at getting no reaction from her family because they said they already knew is an extreme mood 😂

Agatha has just one - “Life Saver”.  She was very confused when she first saw the candy in a store in the early 1900′s.

Wandagatha soulmate au where all the nicknames your soulmate calls you is written in tattoos on your body and Wanda is just covered in the names Agatha calls her 

Such We Be With Glowing Hearts Dancing On My Own

This pleases me. 

so if we follow blood of eden naming conventions, your name should be:

'Line from A Shakespeare Play' + 'Line Your National Anthem' + 'Line from... any song from the early 2000s???'

so i would be

If You Have Tears Prepare To Shed Them Now In Full Glory Okay Now Ladies

and i'm okay with that

Cam: How are you two even still alive?

Gideon: *shrugs her massive shoulders causing her bloodied 5 ft double handed sword to bounce up and down* I hit the things and Harrow tells me where to hit the things. Then Harrow finds food and I make her eat it. How about you guys?

Cam: We have a pre-made colour coded plan for in case of apocalypse.  We revised it when Palamedes got into the med program.

Gideon: What colour was zombie apocalypse?

Cam: Green.

I'm thinking cam is a student or something and her and SexPal are cousins at the same university and when the shit go down they had to deal with patient 0/adjacent so when they finally bust out to the outside they already know they're the best people to figure out what's going on

They find Gideon and Harrow and the whole time are just like these kids are fucking wrecks guess they're with us now here we go

Agatha: Oh? Is that all it takes? In that case, guess what hon? It was Agatha all along!

Narrator: It did not work out the way Agatha wanted. The only screwing that happened was the unfun kind.

Wanda: Screw the universe. The universe is a dick.

Agatha: I'm just saying, no one dates someone that much younger than them to share power. I'm not talking like a five-year gap but, like, fifteen years and over. There's just such a difference in life experience.  The older one is obviously the one in charge.

Darcy: I'm a scientist. I see what you're saying and mostly I agree with you but I have some first-hand scientific observations that prove you're definitely the bottom in the relationship.

Agatha: I am not! I am three hundred years older than Wanda!

Darcy: I saw her kick your ass and then you called her a 'good girl'! Just admit you're the bottom.

Darcy: *as an aside to the camera* I actually think they both switch and Agatha has great top energy. She's just so fun to rile up like this.