Hey Ao3 Can You Like Give The Extra $38k You Made From This Months Funds Drive To Charity

hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

Health And Hygiene Inspector (Class D- Small Retail Food Storage and Service) Billie Lestrade really wishes she knew how to kill vampires. This is, of course, something she’d mentioned in passing to her girlfriend when they had first started dating. It had never been brought up again when she was just Billie Lestrade. It’s brought up at least twice a week once she becomes Health And Hygiene Inspector (Class D- Small Retail Food Storage and Service) Billie Lestrade.

Her girlfriend is a little concerned. She wonders at the strange correlation between becoming certified as a Health And Hygiene Inspector (Class D- Small Retail Food Storage and Service) and Billie’s weird obsession with learning how to kill fictional bloodsuckers. And murders. Slightly concerning that she knows so much about recent (and not so recent) murders in the area. She should maybe ask Billie to talk to someone about that. Or talk to someone for her.

Billie’s mom, when asked about it, laughs uproariously. No further explanation is forthcoming.

Sherlock Holmes modern adaptation but the main characters (Sherlock, Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Irene Adler, and maybe even Lestrade) are all vampires and they’ve just been doing their thing since the time period of the original books

Irene gets to be from New Jersey like she is in canon and she’ll occasionally show up and help Sherlock with a case but they don’t ever date or hook up or anything

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Lois: Consider, I give you Clark. You give me the Lasso. Fair trade.

Diana: *sigh* Lois, no. For the last time I can’t give you the Lasso of Hestia. I can only let you borrow it.

Lois: Alright. Let me think. Ah! You let me borrow the Lasso for the next sixty- no, seventy years. 😁

Headcanon

Things Lois Lane does not envy Wonder Woman:

Her friendship with Superman. Lois knows that they’re close friends and nothing more, and that her own relationship with Clark is deep and pure.

Her power and respect. Wonder Woman has earned that and more.

Things Lois Lane does envy Wonder Woman:

That goddamn lasso

Why do you even need a truth lasso Diana

Think of all the stories she could get with that thing goddammit

[Image ID: The poem “One Source of Bad Information”, by Robert Bly.  There’s a boy in you about three years old who hasn’t learned a thing for thirty Thousand Years. Sometime it’s a girl.  The child had to make up its mind How to save you from death. He said things like:  “Stay home. Avoid elevators. Eat only elk.”  You live with this child, but you don’t know it.  You’re in the office, yes, but live with this boy  At night. He’s uninformed, but he does want To save your life. And he has. Because of this boy  You survived a lot. He’s got six big ideas.  Five don’t work. Right now he’s repeating them to you. 

/end id]