My Mom Would Drain The Juice, Place The Beans In A Bowl, And Pour Ranch On Top, And That Was The Side

My mom would drain the juice, place the beans in a bowl, and pour ranch on top, and that was the side dish growing up.

little kid me saw these and was like mmmm midnight snack and ate them straight outta the can hiding in my closet so I wouldn’t get found out

Someone read my post.

I want a TMNT iteration crossover but with the turtles being the ages they would currently be in 2023. So you have the 51 year old 1987 turtles, 35 year old 2003 turtles, 26 year old 2012 turtles, 18-20 year old Rise turtles, and 15 year old MM turtles. Put them in a room together.

Apparently, turtles lay dozens of eggs at a time, so one day, after the boys grow up and get married, Splinter could just wake up and find a bunch of eggs with a note from the boys saying "Have fun watching your grandkids."

Or he just realized "These kids could hatch any day now."

These came in the mail yesterday! I love them! @dragonnova

Splinter: *getting Mikey ready* Boys, are you ready to go?

Raph, Leo and Donnie come out.

Raph: Ready!

Splinter looks and sees something missing

Splinter: Red, did you forget your pants?

Raph looks down, then at his dad.

Splinter: You need to wear pants.

Raph groans before turning to go to his bedroom.

Splinter: *notices something else*: AND UNDERWEAR, MOONSHINE!

Splinter sits in his chair after his toddler son's open their Christmas gifts and watches them play.

Leo throws a toy towards his dad, missing him by an inch.

Splinter: *picks up said toy and looks at his son* Did you just throw this at me?

Leo: *smiling* Yeah!

Splinter: *chuckling* You are too honest. I'll let that one slide.