Splinter Sees Mikey Playing With His Toys.

Splinter sees Mikey playing with his toys.

Splinter: Hey, bathtime, go get naked.

Mikey: *whines* No, I'm not dirty! I don't wanna take a bath!

Splinter: Ah, yes, hygiene is the worst. But you are a little box turtle, and seeing as I'm staring at a sewer monster, it's time for a bath.

Mikey looks angry and storms off to the bathroom.

Reasons why Splinter's kids are crying: Part 2!

Part 1:

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I did another meme, but it's just "Why is my kid crying?" because I think they're funny. Legit, Raph would be the kid who puts himself in

I feel like these reasons fit in with the tots. Raph would eat anything he could get his hands on, Leo would do something stupid like try to eat and wear oven mitts at the same time, Donnie can't get the book he's sitting on, and Mikey would be the kid who wants to drink chocolate milk syrup.

Splinter digs through his chest freezer to get something out for dinner. His picky eater comes up to him.

Donnie: Daddy, what's for dinner?

Splinter: Food.

Donnie: What kind of food?

Splinter: The kind you eat.

Donnie: *annoyed* What TYPE of food?

Splinter: The type that is edible.

Donnie gets irritated and walks away.

Bonus:

Raph comes up to Splinter.

Raph: Papa, I'm hungry.

Splinter: *smirking* Hi, Hungry.

Raph looks annoyed.

Rottmnt headcanon: Splinter checks his kids' Halloween candy by sniffing it to make sure it's not tampered with. (Rats have been known to sniff out drugs.)

Finally, a coffin that I'll accept.