Bingewatching Will Never Come Close To Bingereading. There Is Nothing Like Blocking Out The Entire Earth

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

i have a lot of feelings and thoughts about coelacanths today

this hit me like a truck

I feel like HRT that turns you into a doll would have to be topically applied, yeah?

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual