Lets Have Phone Sex Over Walkie Talkies

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

Me: "See, to really understand shoeboxes, you need these documents from Control as well as a home renovation blog from a decade ago."

Them: "Friend, this is a Wendy's."

I cannot stop thinking about the fact that Alan Wake II exists at all, like

I've been a big Remedy fan since I first played Max Payne but the first Alan Wake has always been my favorite of their work and to think that I've been waiting for the cliffhanger at the end of it to be resolved for over a decade now is so crazy to think about.

I still remember all the ups and downs over all that time, points where speculation about a sequel releasing were reaching fever pitch, points where any hopes were dashed and I had resigned to thinking it would never actually happen. From the time when Sam Lake said that Remedy wanted to make a sequel but the time wasn't right, and the original AW2 prototype video being released to the public, to the tease of the Remedy Connected Universe that set up both Alan Wake II and Control appearing as a chalkboard easter egg in Quantum Break, the house renovation blog that teased AW2 back in like 2013, and the collective explosion of hype that surrounded the AWE expansion for Control and the confirmation that something was FINALLY happening.

It's so insane to me. For as much as I hate Epic Games I have no choice but to be grateful for them stepping up and bankrolling something that I genuinely thought would never come, even if that means the game is going to be an EGS exclusive on PC.

I don't like to ramble for so long but this game means so much to me and I can't help it

@ other writers: how the hell do you write short things????

My nickname, given me by regional management, at an old job was "Big Bang Theory."

And yet I was skeptical when I received my autism diagnosis.

I really desperately need Aiden Gillen to show up in a future game.

And hold hands with Tim.

Oh god, do I ship Jack and Paul? I think I might.

Cannot begin to tell you all how much i love quantum break, think its hella gay, and just how much i adore Tim in Alan Wake 2

Like my man knows NOTHING no one ever tells him anything no one helps him out leaving him to his own devices, but Tim on his own just kinda thinks that Alan and Saga and the unknown ginger woman are friend shaped so even though Alan forgets him ever time he just goes “hello welcome <333 do you want to brainstorm with me” he is so fucking good

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.