Sako: If You Bite It And You Die, Its Poisonous. If It Bites You And You Die, Its Venomous.

Sako: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Twice: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Tomura: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus christ, Twice, learn to listen.

Hawks: What if it bites itself and I die?

Dabi: That’s voodoo.

Toga: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Sako: That’s correlation, not causation.

Hawks: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Dabi: That’s kinky.

Sako: oh my god

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Tokyo Riding (1/3)

PAIRING: Sugar Daddy!Sukuna/Reader + Gojo/Reader

TAGS: Fingering, light smut (main smut is in the next two parts)

WORD COUNT: 5.4k

JUJUTSU KAISEN MASTERLIST

One night. One banquet. One car. Three shots of vodka, and two hot men who make you feel completely different things. A chance to go joyriding in Tokyo will change everything, and it’s up to you to either join in on the drive or be left in the dust.

In which:

Sukuna is your sugar daddy, and he’s been neglecting you.

Gojo is not neglecting you, and he is very horny.

Sukuna is very horny, very angry, and very much in denial.

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— title; love, it never dies, it never goes away, it never fades.

— pairing; xiao x reader

— summary; in which, even as a ghost, you still find yourself watching over xiao

— notes; dedicated to @oikadiors. happy birthday, and thank you for being my friend.

Your voice is the first to break the stillness. “No luck?”

The blonde traveller snaps to attention, nearly stumbling down the stairs, and promptly backpedals into the wall. He hits the wooden panelling and stares dead ahead, at how you seem to have materialised from thin air, standing at the very bottom of the landing.

Appearing to be on the very cusp of youthhood, your features are perfect and beautiful – most stunning of all are your eyes, which sparkle with brightness and good humour. A bright blue flower is pinned to the front of your purple robes, which, though made from the finest silks, appear to be a tad old-fashioned, the design of which could never be replicated by the clothing shops so prominent in the harbour of Liyue.

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