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Sako: If You Bite It And You Die, Its Poisonous. If It Bites You And You Die, Its Venomous.
Sako: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Twice: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Tomura: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus christ, Twice, learn to listen.
Hawks: What if it bites itself and I die?
Dabi: That’s voodoo.
Toga: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Sako: That’s correlation, not causation.
Hawks: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Dabi: That’s kinky.
Sako: oh my god
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TAGS: Fingering, light smut (main smut is in the next two parts)
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— title; love, it never dies, it never goes away, it never fades.
— pairing; xiao x reader
— summary; in which, even as a ghost, you still find yourself watching over xiao
— notes; dedicated to @oikadiors. happy birthday, and thank you for being my friend.
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