When I Imagine Scenes In My Head It Usually Excludes Names Entirely So I Dont Even Notice Until Im Super

when i imagine scenes in my head it usually excludes names entirely so i dont even notice until im super attached to my ocs but havw nothing to call them :(

bamboozler. it has awful aim and low damadge, and while it has great charge speed comoared to other chargers its outmatch by most shooters, dualies and even some blasters that do way more damadge. that and the fact that you have to manually charge each shot instead of holding the button to rapid-fire makes it such a hassle to use.

bamboozler is def the worst weapon in salmon run but id like to give an honorable mention to the grizzco splatana, its not bad i just suck at it.

What is, in your opinion, the hardest weapon to use in Salmon Run, and why?

has ur gf ever made you into a scarily accurate snow man for @pearlinaweek Day 1: Unexpected Snow Day!

This is perfect

it would also be a huge help if it, like maws, would take the bomb automatically instead of having to throw it like a basketball hoop. and the fact that you have to do this twice makes it even harder

The more you think about Flyfish and the way they are designed compared to other Boss Salmonids, the weirder they get. It's like the devs accidentally left in the alpha version of an enemy from before it had been tried with playtesters and just never fixed it. Baffling kind of enemy.

This is fucking amazing what the fuck

theres an official trans blåhaj made for trans surgery patients and all i can say is. shiver. i mean LOOK

thank you to starberry-skies for providing an accessible image id!

[Image Description:

Image 1: Digital art of Shiver from Splatoon 3. The illustration uses mostly light pinks and blues to match the trans flag, and the background is white. Shiver has top surgery scars and hugs the Blåhaj shark plushie close, grinning widely. The plush is striped with the trans flag colors and says, "Hej! I'm BEYOU BLÅHAJ". /End Image 1

Image 2: A tweet by Kate Gray (@ hownottodraw) [Verified]. The tweet reads, in all caps:

Ikea Canada made a real trans flag Blahaj

And they give them out to sexual health centres for people getting gender affirming treatment to hug [crying emoji]

source & credit Halfax Sexual Health Centre [Instagram link]. [End Tweet]

Attatched is a photo of the Beyou Blåhaj, the trans-colored shark plushie. Text above the shark reads, "Hej! I'm the BEYOU BLÅHAJ". /End Image 2 and all image descriptions.]