stuck-in-this-mortal-form

My motivation is questionable

The name's Sam, he/him × kinda a writer, kinda an artist × european, my age will remain a mystery × the god of procrastination × language enthusiast × assholes and mosquitoes DNI

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Apparently There's A Polish Equivalent Of Ligma Jokes

Apparently there's a Polish equivalent of ligma jokes

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stuck-in-this-mortal-form

2 years ago

Reblog and put in the tags whether you prefer DD/MM/YY or MM/DD/YY

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DD/MM/YY OFC The other one is a nightmare

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stuck-in-this-mortal-form

2 years ago

I wanna run and lie down in a field but it's full of ticks & in a rabies zone

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what a wonderful place to live in also the river is contaminated so even my dog can't swim wElL aT lEaSt I sTiLl HaVe ThE fOrEsT sams shitposts

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stuck-in-this-mortal-form

2 years ago

I built a wall on the beach lol

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eris shitposts coming up next tower of babel v2.0

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stuck-in-this-mortal-form

2 years ago

*goes outside* *catches fire and turns into dust*

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eris shitposts 33 is a fuckton of degrees sams shitposts

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stuck-in-this-mortal-form

2 years ago

NOOOOOOOO MY MOM CUT MY DOGS HAIR AND IT LOOKS SO BAD

hER HEAD IS SO SMALLL

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eris shitposts everyone @ my mom: what have you done my mom: ITS NOT THAT BAD LIKE YEA SURE AND NOW SHE CANT WEAR BOWS shame on you and your scissors

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