Eris Shitposts - Tumblr Posts
I actually have an idea what to write next so it'll probably take me less to finish next chapter lmao
My cat's name: Maddie
What everyone calls her: Ciućmożerca (Moth Eater) , Mendosaurus Flex, Ciućma (The Moth)
Me: Omg I'm travelling by a train
Also me: *forgets abt the train and almost misses it*
Mmmm 6hrs of watching a live abt Polish literature and grammar because the finals are in 4 days
My school looks like the backrooms
The books we have to read at school are fucking wild
'Zemsta' (vengeance) A. Fredro - two guys arguing over a wall. There's a third guy who's name is Papkin (from 'papka' which means pulp)
'Balladyna' J. Słowacki - a woman who wants raspberries so she kills her sister and then like half of the characters to hide it. She got struck by lighting and died.
'Pan Tadeusz' (Mr. Thaddeus) A. Mickiewicz - a 20smth y/o guy falls for a 14y/o, mistakes her for his 40y/o aunt (who was randomly shipping ppl.) There's also his father who completely changed his identity after killing his to-be-fiancée's father bc he was afraid he'd deny his proposal. His name was Father Worm and he got killed. Oh and it's the POLISH national epic and it starts with 'LITHUANIA, my homeland…'
'Dziady' (forefather's eve) A. Mickiewicz - ppl just summoning ghosts on the forefathers eve.
Polish is fucking weird
So, (in this case) you add y to make plural, right?
Then why
Czips - A chip (as in the snack)
Czipsy - chips (as in the snack)
Krakers - A cracker (as in the snack)
Krakersy - crackers (as in the snack)
Why tf are those double plurals—
I'M DONE WITH FINALS
DOES IT MEAN THERE'S NO SCHOOL?
HELL NAH
The day I can fucking wake up and just talk without coughing will be the day I will fight god
If taking an exam and having to wait two months to know whether you have enough points to get into the school you want or not isn't torture then I don't know what is
If I'm gonna have to wait for the exam scores for another fucking month (which I am) I am going to scream
reading an article abt ur native language in another language is pretty funny
The metro sounds like thousands of damned souls screaming
*opens Google docs* *screams in my eyes r burning*
Mmmm powdered water
@qwertyayup
MY FUCKING GAWD I FINALLY MANAGED TO DRAW A FACE PROFILE THAT I ACTUALLY LIKE
My cat, when I don't let her jump to probs her death from my fucking balcony: H O W D A R E U U VILE HUMAN CREATURE
I AM GONNA LEARN OLD SLAVIC
