Mom Chuuya

Mom Chuuya

this is just beautiful

Totally canon BSD scenes

Where Chuuya and Akutagawa are taking a walk around Yokohama and run into some unexpected individuals…

Chuuya: “Akutagawa, don’t you think it’s weird how people are… fans of us?”

Akutagawa: “Hm.”

Chuuya: “I mean, who sends fan mail to mafia members? How do they know where to send it—“

Dazai: “OH ATSUSHI~! CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MUCH FAN MAIL THE ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY GETS~?”

Atsushi: “Why are you suddenly yelling—“

Dazai: “OF COURSE HEROES LIKE US WOULD GET SO MUCH FAN MAIL~!”

Chuuya: “OI DAZAI! It’s more impressive us mafia members get fan mail! You’re adored because you’re the ‘good guys’ and we’re adored because we’re better looking than you! Ain’t that right, Akutagawa?”

Akutagawa: “DAZAI, I HAVE FAR MORE FANS THAN JINKO!”

Atsushi: “I don’t care—“

Chuuya: “Ha! I’d bet on your life I have more fans than you could ever have, Dazai! The people love the bad boy trope!”

Dazai: “Atsushi, what should we do with the overload of fan mail? The President doesn’t have enough vases for all the flowers and Ranpo is nearly sick of chocolate hearts…”

Atsushi: “Um, well—“

Akutagawa: “DAZAI, I GET MORE FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE HEARTS THAN JINKO!”

Atsushi: “Why does it matter?!”

Chuuya: “Flowers and chocolate hearts? Don’t make me laugh! I get the finest of wines and invitations to the most exquisite of restaurants! I’ll take the wine, but Mori couldn’t hold onto all our fan mail even if he wanted to because there’s so much! We’d never have room!”

Dazai: “Ah Atsushi, can you believe there are some people who don’t hold onto every last present from their fans? How ungrateful…”

Atsushi: “I mean, I guess—“

Chuuya: “OI WAIT A MINUTE! DON’T TWIST MY WORDS, DAZAI!”

Akutagawa: “DAZAI, I HOLD ONTO MORE PRESENTS THAN JINKO!”

Atsushi: “They’re running at us! What do we do Dazai?”

Dazai: “Wow Atsushi~! We’re so popular even members of other organizations want our attention! Such dedication!”

Akutagawa: “DAZAI, I’M MORE DEDICATED THAN JINKO!”

Chuuya: “DAZAI GET BACK HERE!”

Dazai and Chuuya sprite cutouts by @meddlehaven

Totally canon BSD scenes - part 9

[Stormbringer]

When it’s useless to try to manipulate you but dying with your partner is unacceptable

just when i thought i had reassured myself that there was no way that chuuya was actually gonna die i realized

dazai says "goodbye"

you might be thinking, "uh, yeah duh we can get that from literally any other translator"

K BUT THE THING IS DAZAI DIDN'T SAY "さようなら" ("sayonara"), ya know, the japanese equivalent of "goodbye". instead, he said "グッド・バイ" ("guddo bai"), the closest that you can get to saying english "goodbye" in katakana

again, that by itself doesn't seem like much, but i just suddenly remembered

dazai never finished "goodbye" because he died

oh, chuuya. with that pose, nothing in life will ever be straight for you

The only dilf/milf hunter Kak joke I’veever made