I Feel Like If Grian, Mumbo And Scar Where The 3 Wise Men They'd Somehow End Up Killing Baby Jesus

I feel like if Grian, Mumbo and Scar where the 3 wise men they'd somehow end up killing baby jesus

Okay but like The Fix and Pasha N but as Gomez and Morticia Addams quotes. For example:

The Fix: Look at her, I would die for her, I would kill for her, either way what bliss

-~-

The Fix: How long has it been since we've waltzed?

Pasha N: Oh Fix... hours

-~-

The Fix (to Pasha): You told me facts, you bewitched me, I proposed that very night

-~-

The Fix : Cara mia

Pasha N : Mon cher

Biblically accurate aasimar <333

I don't really have anything better to do

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

Gideon clown murder manslaughter counter:

(Will edit as the campaign continues and I'll try to keep an accurate lore list)(spoilers obviously)

Current count: 5

1. Chuckles - Gideon punched him and he laughed until he died, and then was fed to the pigs

2. Klutzy - Gideon launched a soy based alternative meatball and it killed Klutzy on impact

3. Bozo - Gideon wore a hand puppet but the man had a felt allergy or possibly was stabbed by the real sword the puppet had (probably the allergy)

4. Thacko - During the reception of Gideon and Kremy's wedding he had the groom's dessert which was peanutbutter pie. Thacko was deathly allergic to peanuts and was slowly suffocating to death for an hour which only Gricko could hear because someone played the cha cha slide during it

5. Unnamed court jester of Downfall - Gideon launched a ceramic pot with plant people in it out a window and it hit him square in the head. Gideon does not know of his death yet

Man, Gideon be looking a little weird nowadays