Gideon Clown Murder Manslaughter Counter:

Gideon clown murder manslaughter counter:

(Will edit as the campaign continues and I'll try to keep an accurate lore list)(spoilers obviously)

Current count: 5

1. Chuckles - Gideon punched him and he laughed until he died, and then was fed to the pigs

2. Klutzy - Gideon launched a soy based alternative meatball and it killed Klutzy on impact

3. Bozo - Gideon wore a hand puppet but the man had a felt allergy or possibly was stabbed by the real sword the puppet had (probably the allergy)

4. Thacko - During the reception of Gideon and Kremy's wedding he had the groom's dessert which was peanutbutter pie. Thacko was deathly allergic to peanuts and was slowly suffocating to death for an hour which only Gricko could hear because someone played the cha cha slide during it

5. Unnamed court jester of Downfall - Gideon launched a ceramic pot with plant people in it out a window and it hit him square in the head. Gideon does not know of his death yet

I'm playing in a Christmas D&D oneshot where all the players are people striking against Santa. My character is cleric who has scalemail, and we retextured it to be extra padded and furred clothes that has a bunch of bells tied to them because they're a flight risk

I feel like if Grian, Mumbo and Scar where the 3 wise men they'd somehow end up killing baby jesus

Man, Gideon be looking a little weird nowadays

Biblically accurate aasimar <33333

Biblically accurate aasimar <333

Them. Just all of them <333

That was a good season. Ending it with some delightful ships.