This Character Cant Be A Dilf/milf They Dont Have Kids!!!! Okay Give Me Nine Months

‘this character can’t be a dilf/milf they don’t have kids!!!!’ okay give me nine months 

Hypothetically if i wrote a fic about sukuna being on a bowling team, who would his teammates be?

Random Aizawa HCs

Bc why not?

I firmly believe he gives the best head massages. He can do the rest of the body too but when he massages your noggin he’s hitting your temples, sinuses, pressure points, everything. He’s getting in that scalp and hitting the crown too

Assuming japanese isn’t your first language, whenever you try to sing along to j-music, he laughs bc you stumble over the words and attempt to sing phonetically

That being said, when it’s karaoke night and you get on stage, you know every word of Stay with Me by Miki Matsubura

He records above performance as blackmail

He has a hello fresh subscription. Sometimes the jelly packs arent hitting and he needs something different

He eats the m&ms/skittles/gummy flavors you don’t like

He also finishes your food if its something he knows you wont like reheated. Ex: fries

One rule about being his S.O. : no strong scents in laundry, soaps and lotions. Candles are sometimes okay, as long as they aren’t constantly burning.

Baby gets migraines and refuses to come out of sleeping bag when he does

Loves couples bath. Just sitting in hot soapy water with a naked s.o. Heaven!

Thats was fun.

Bruce is an extremely patient father.

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!