Me, Shoving Stuffing Up A Turkey's Anus: Is This Gay?

Me, shoving stuffing up a turkey's anus: is this gay?

My 1st Contribution to the Erzajane Revolution

Erza: Hey love, what do you want to eat?

Satan soul: the souls of the innocent

Mirajane: a bagal

Satan soul: NOOOO

Mirajane: two bagel

I'm half sorry, half not sorry. Just banish me already @ice-bringer I don't deserve to be in the Erzajane revolution

Gajevy- A Flower For Thought

Word count: 2k

Fandom: Fairy Tail

Rating: T

Relationships: Levy McGarden x Gajeel Redfox

Characters: Levy McGarden, Gajeel Redfox, Panther Lily, Natsu Dragneel, Erza Scarlet, Gray Fullbuster

Summary: I got you some domestic Gajevy, some team Natsu shenanigans, and some feelings when Gajeel is dealing with what happened on Tenrou Island. The master recipe for floof.

Preview:

"Shoo be doo ba~" Levy hummed to herself as she picked a daisy and smoothed out the stem before nestling it into the pattern of black braids she'd assembled in Gajeel's coarse hair.

Levy was seated in the grass of their new guild hall's farm land, Gajeel's head in her lap, his eyes closed. Her hands stilled in their work of tying off the seventh braid. Had he fallen asleep? She didn't blame him if he did, having someone run their hands along your scalp felt good, like a luxurious massage mixed with an itch relieving back scratcher… if that made sense.

Gajeel cracked an eye open, the harsh angles off his face more pronounced under the spring sun, his piercings shined, his rustic red gaze cutting through the buttery sunshine like pea soup. "Why'd you stop?"

"Oh, um... because..." She trailed off, distractedly brushing a stray blue curl behind her ear, and leaving a trail of pollen in its wake.

Gajeel huffed and licked the pad of his thumb, then used that finger to wipe the gold spores from her cheek. "...because you thought I'd fallen asleep." He finished for her, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.

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Mirza/Erzajane- Festivities

Word count: 1.5k

Fandom: Fairy Tail

Rating: T

Relationships: Erza Scarlet x Mirajane Strauss

Characters: Erza Scarlet, Mirajane Strauss, Wendy Marvell

Summary: this fic is indulgent fluff about spreading women empowerment then it takes a smutty turn when Erzajane starts indulging themselves hehe

Preview:

The Renaissance Festival is a special event that comes around town once a year, and it brings wonderful things with it, a glimpse into the medieval past that attracts all sorts of people. Including two young woman with a thirst for fantasy.

"This is so much fun. We should do stuff like this more often." Mirajane sighed, leaning into Erza's arm, their elbows already linked, like two fine ladies.

Never mind the fact that Erza was dressed in a full suit of armor, the metal shining silver and clanking with every movement. Mirajane was clothed in a sheen of a dress that accented each and every one of her curves, top to bottom. She also wore a flower crown atop her head, two curled horns poking out the top, it gave off a very forest fairy vibe. They looked a treat, dressed up splendidly for the Autumnal Renaissance Fair.

The walking path was lined with medieval themed stalks on both sides, vendors selling all kinds of things; crystal necklaces, witches brooms, blown glass, and sweet smelling incenses.

However, Mirajane's armored escort was more attracted to the things in the edible variety. Erza's eyes were always on the signs advertising turkey legs, funnel cakes, and all kinds of snacks on sticks that had no real reason to be on a stick aside from the aesthetic of it.

Lots of men, women, and children were dressed up for the occasion, wearing crowns, dresses, and dragon scales. The events weren't what people came to the Renaissance Festival for, they came for the medieval atmosphere. Here you could be a round table knight, a wizard, a dragon, or even a princess.

One princess in particular was awestruck by the knight on Mirajane's arm, her flowing red hair and metal apparel making her seem like she'd jumped straight out of a fairy tale.

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NOW FOR THE WINNERS *insert dramatic drumroll* 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

In 3rd place, winning a set of headcanons and a draw the squad meme, is @wizardwithbrushandpen !!!

In 2nd place, winning a drabble and an aesthetic, is @little-miss-heartfillia !!!!

And in 1st place, winning a fanart and fic, is *another dramatic drumroll* 🥁🥁🥁@theicemakermage !!!!!

I will be contacting the winners through DM and will get to work on their prizes! The results will likely not be posted on here until January, so stay tuned.

A big fat thank you to all those who entered and helped boost my signal! And a special thank you to @ftlgbtales without them I would be nowhere near as popular or as good a writer! THANK YOU!!!!

200 followers!!! Thanks so much yall! Your love and support means the world to me!

I am not by any means a very popular ft blog but that doesn’t mean I can’t thank my followers in a special way… with a thank you giveaway!

To enter all you have to do is like or reblog this post and be following me!

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1st place

•Will win a fanart and a fanfic!

•Fanart will only include to ft characters at most

•And the fanfic will be a min of 1.5k words, longer if I really get into it

2nd place

•Will win a drabble with a min of 500 words

•And an aesthetic of an ft character or pairing of their choice

3rd place

•Will win a set of headcanons

•And shitty art of a draw the squad meme of their choice (and with ft chars of their choice)

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All of my works will be of an FT character, pairing or group (Sabertooth, Crime Sorciere, Rajinshuu, Dragon slayers, etc) pls do not request otherwise because this is a fairy tail centric blog

The entry deadline is Dec 14th at 12:00 PM (central standard time ) And the results will be posted the next day!

Stingue- Tender in the Dark

For Day 6 of Stingue Week 2018

Prompt: Dream

Fandom: Fairy Tail

Rating: T

Relationships: Sting x Rogue

Characters: Sting Eucliffe, Rogue Cheney, mentions of Weisslogia, Natsu Dragneel, Gajeel Redfox, and Jiemma

Word count: 1.5k

Summary: Sting has a dream about the bad moments in his past and wakes up feeling sick, Rogue is there for him. Angst at first, but then it goes into comfort floof

Preview:

Dreamers.

That's what they were. Two little boys with dreams too big for their own heads. How they'd dreamed of being like their mentors. Natsu. Gajeel. Both dragon slayers like them, but also unlike them.

Natsu and Gajeel did not have dragon lacrimas. That's why Acnologia had defeated them. Sting and Rogue would never be defeated by a dragon, for they had dragon lacrimas. They had obtained those magic lacrimas from the the dragons they had slain, Weisslogia and Skiadrum. The weight of that sin heavy on their shoulders.

"They were your parents." Natsu had snarled at them.

Parents or not they were dragons, and it was a dragon slayers job to kill dragons. It was their strength. Even if those lacrimas, that strength, had come with a terrible price.

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