As A Continuation Of My Let Dipper Say Fuck And Let Stan Say Bitch Agenda, I Dont Think Bill Should Be

As a continuation of my “let Dipper say Fuck” and “let Stan say Bitch” agenda, I don’t think Bill should be allowed to swear. I think he should be perfectly aware of the concept and vocabulary of swear words but he’s just physically incapable of swearing due to being stuck in a kid’s show. And he’s really, really, really mad about that.

i made this meme in a blind rage

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"bill escapes the theraprism / must live in the mystery shack as the next part of his program" genre of billford fanfics are well and good, but has anyone considered the inverse: by some interdimensional mistake, ford is trapped as a patient in the theraprism. the pines family must find a way to save him meanwhile bill is OVER THE MOON. takes every opportunity to be the worst cellmate ever, sabotaging him to get him sent to the wellness void etc... shit now i wanna write it

Everyone is like “no I would never make a deal with bill cipher. He’s evil.”

I am gonna be so fucking for real right now.

If a talking, style icon of a triangle came to me in a dream and said “I have a silly plan to destroy the world all you gotta do to join is make a deal with me.” I’m shaking that triangles hand.

Like for all I know this is just another wacky dream. Perhaps I was drunk or my subconscious is just being a little silly. Who knows. Not me. I’m here for a fun time.

why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or