Hello And Welcome To Touya, Being A Good, But Absolutely Chaotic Parent.

Hello and welcome to Touya, being a good, but absolutely chaotic parent.

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hcs about bathing with tomu 🛀🫧

A/N: i think this is a funimate sketch...

Warnings: nsfw

He didn't get in the shower and stayed stinky forever end of story.

(Bad ending)

trying to convince Tomura to take a bath with you especially when he gets that gamer groove on his chair is like trying to get a fish to walk, it's impossible.

taking a shower is a different one though, you'll have to lure him in with the premise of shower sex, yes you will have to jack him off.

he does like the feeling of showering, it helps calm his itches and sometimes it soothes the burning sting from when he claws at his neck.

but bathing? he doesn't really like it, not in the dingy and small bathtub, but if he feels really stressed out, i.e he vommits, he will want to have Kurogiri run a bath for him.

he won't tell Kurogiri that he wants it though, he will just stare blankly and sadly at him while he tries to guess what Tomura wants.

he'll point and ask to several things before the dots in his head click, throughout the years he can tell now by just the way Tomura slouches.

back to you and Tomura though...he would like bathing more if they had a bigger tub, but right now he's okay having you in his lap while you two stew in human soap soup.

he loves it when you wash his hair, he is kind of a freak and will sometimes let out a moan that didn't need to be that loud just to entice you.

and since the bubbles cover up the water, he will touch you. carefully though.

he loves grabbing your body when your wet, he loves seeing the shine, and it just makes him happy that you're..close to him.

If you have big boobs, he will play with them, not even sexually, and he was so surprised when they didn't float.

"Hey what the hell? are your tits like...defective or something?"

Imagine yourself as Kurogiri hearing your son young master discussing with his s/o on why he's confused huge titties do infact not float.

Kurogiri has unfortunately heard the weird shower discussions you two have.

anyway, there have been some occasions where Tomura falls asleep in the bathtub with you, and when he wakes up he has a pout on his face that he doesn't know he's doing and it's so cute.

when he's drunk or tipsy thats when you can convince him to shower, under the guise of sobering up.

he has asked you to cockwarm him while he sits and stews after a long day of being a loser.

your loser is now clean, good for you, and him.

(Good ending)

MHA headcannons

(Dabi, Shigaraki)

Dabi headcannons

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•takes cold showers only, like very strictly only cold showers.

•always warm because of his quirk.

•I feel like he enjoys using oil pastels.

•hates reading, but enjoys writing?

•has a flip phone.

•loves crancherry and water mixed together.

•Cannot sleep in a bed with another person because he gets too hot.

•Sleeps with a very thin blanket.

•uses cologne to (try to) cover up his stink.

•Plays COD with Shigaraki.

•Insane water drinker, will CHUG it.

•Hates the color red and orange.

•TERRIBLE hand writing.

•Sucks at all the video games he plays, even if it’s something like Animal crossing he still manages to be bad at it.

•Wears his shoes all the time, even in his bed. Use’s the same socks as well, they probably have holes in the bottom and STINK

•Terrible hygiene.

•Is an ass to everyone all the time, like I cannot express how rude he is for no reason.

•With the little money he gets he likes to buy soba.

•Goes absolutely FERAL if someone takes or misplaces his stuff.

•Likes to push people around?

•Hates camp fires.

•Likes to sleep in darkness, like pitch black.

•If they have a thermostat he always turns it as low as it can go at night before he goes to sleep.

•Will wear nothing but his boxers and shoes to sleep. I’m not so sure what it is but I feel like he never takes off his shoes.

•Driest and slowest texter you will EVER talk to.

•Heavy metal listener.

•Once Toga spilled grape juice on his only white shirt and stained it, he then yelled at her and ignored her for 2 weeks.

•Has an Endeavor hate account and is active on it, always replys to his hate comments cause hes petty.

Shigaraki headcannons

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•I feel like this is a known thing but an INTENSE gamer.

•He rages all the time at his game, he will throw his headset and controller around constantly.

•Terrible hygiene.

•Likes when people mess with his hair but will never admit it because he thinks it’s embarrassing.

•When he got his gloves and discovered he wouldn’t decay things he got very touchy for a few weeks.

•Drinks Dr pepper like it keeps him alive.

•Once cried when his dog died in Minecraft.

•Smells absolutely disgusting and doesn’t even try to cover it up.

•Is always cold and sleeps with TONS of blankets.

•Knows the magnetic dance by heart but hates K-pop.

•The only music he listens to is the Minecraft soundtrack.

•On top of smelling disgusting he also smells like oil because he rubs it on his dry skin and wherever he’s itching.

•Has an instagram account and posts Eraserhead edits.

•Had an All might hate account, it got famous, he then received tons of hate and deleted the account. This made him cry.

•Watches Love Island and once cried in front of Toga and made her swear not to tell a soul.

•Terrible artist but thinks he’s good.

•Best gamer you’ll ever encounter.

•Sleeps with a night light.

•Has a twitter account and stalks Deku and Bakugou’s accounts.

•Hates cotton candy.

•Hates water with a passion, if he drinks it he will gag.

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I’m so sorry if this is shit and unrealistic but I am enjoying myself writing these. I will gladly take suggestions for any MHA character, you can give me prompts too.(Strictly SFW) These are so fun to write.

I was thinking about when you and Bakugou were kids.

6yearold!Bakugou that you met in music lessons.

6yearold!Bakugou who banged on his little drum set so loud that you started crying.

6yearold!Bakugou who told you to stop being such a baby, and was shocked when you said, “I wouldn’t cry if you didn’t stink!”

6yearold!Bakugou who vowed to do better just to spite you.

8yearold!Bakugou who roughhoused with you, but wouldn’t let any of the neighborhood kids pick on you.

8yearold!Bakugou who angrily denied staring at you in your little kimono at a festival.

8yearold!Bakugou who yelled at you for catching a cold the night before he had a school performance. He cried.

8yearold!Bakugou who MADE SURE to home to your recital, even with a cold. You cried.

11yearold!Bakugou who stopped coming to music lessons as often. Someone said he was hanging out with a group of mean kids.

11yearold!Bakugou who shoved a bit of sheet music at music and told you to learn it. You liked the melody. You learned it on every instrument you played.

11yearold!Bakugou who later shoved a crumpled piece of paper at you with some lyrics written in chicken scratch. He wouldn’t look at you.

11yearold!Bakugou who didn’t come back to class.

15yearold!Bakugou who you saw playing at the UA school festival while it was being live-streamed.

15yearold!Bakugou whose makeshift band was asked to perform at a local venue. You thanked your dad for booking them.

Freshly 16yearold!Bakugou who knew it was your dad’s venue, knew you would be there, and planned accordingly.

16yearold!Bakugou who played that song from that sheet music and crumpled piece of paper all those years ago.

16yearold!Bakugou who winked at you from the stage.

literally any smau with shigaraki pls i am deprived

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