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"Fat Bitches Need To Shut The Fuck Up"
"Fat bitches need to shut the fuck up"
-Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Battle of Gettysburg
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i love static, databending, color filtering and all those nitty-gritty things. this half second gif has most of that and i absolutely love it
fun fact:
I found this out through my friend and it has changed the way I think about humanity.
If you're Albanian and if you steal enough cars in Albania or anywhere in Southern Europe there's a 50% chance you'll go to Albanian heaven.
Bonus 15% chance of going to heaven if you manage to steal a total of 15 mopeds in the city of Berat.
Consumer rights suck ass
They should just take away the rights. I mean, the right to be informed and the right to safety is literally for pussies. They should just put every product inside of a mystery box along with a 3 pound-cylinder of a random element inside.
Like, think about it. Wouldn't it be fun to just stumble upon a nice little slice of actively-decaying radon whilst unboxing your toothbrush? It'd make a really nice bracelet if you cut it up into pieces, and they make for really good decorative pebbles. Those radon pebbles might even be placed outside of daycare centers or hospitals just for decoration. Or better yet, a big chewing stick of pure fluorine. Nothing better than pure unprocessed fluorine for the teeth!
In short, consumer rights are an excuse to whine like a little bitch every time you're butt-hurt about not getting your way and make some poor 15 year old's life gradually miserable every passing day.
Remember, legends take risks.
Pussies play it safe.
Stay strapped guys and gals.
With the DEA on their asses, Julio and Julia are cutting open the duffel bags where the funny grass is contained and are moving the incriminating evidence towards an unsuspecting neighbor's basement. They have desperately dug a 50 meter tunnel to the dark depths of the New Mexico desert and are now transporting the illicit material to a inconspicuous location in Tijuana, where the gringos are unable to catch them. It is a risky endeavour but it's a lot better than being deported back to the motherland, or as they call it in taco speak the madre patria by the capitalist gringos.
