"Fat Bitches Need To Shut The Fuck Up"

"Fat bitches need to shut the fuck up"

-Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Battle of Gettysburg

dreaming of the past

fun fact:

I found this out through my friend and it has changed the way I think about humanity.

If you're Albanian and if you steal enough cars in Albania or anywhere in Southern Europe there's a 50% chance you'll go to Albanian heaven.

Bonus 15% chance of going to heaven if you manage to steal a total of 15 mopeds in the city of Berat.

The Little Mermaid Woke Version

Ursula is my type of bad bitch.

awesome

looks like something out of midwest collective/john mo