And I Misspelt Every Word Perfectly

And I misspelt every word perfectly

Every mistake made was purposely

We love supportive goons! Rb if you’re a supportive goon to your evil leader<3

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

This is the only day you can RT this

Beetle juice beetle juice???

concept art Sally lives rent free in my mind.

Guys I could never survive as a vampire,

My dad just cooked me a burger but it was dripping on my hands while I ate it

I hate undercooked food. especially burgers but he screams at me when I tell him why it’s unsafe so I just looked away and kept eating

UNTIL I hit a gooy center

NOT SAFE BLOODY PRATICLY MOOING

anyway I’m in the bathroom throwing up rn