I Literally Spit It Up On My Plate - Tumblr Posts
4 months ago
Guys I could never survive as a vampire,
My dad just cooked me a burger but it was dripping on my hands while I ate it
I hate undercooked food. especially burgers but he screams at me when I tell him why it’s unsafe so I just looked away and kept eating
UNTIL I hit a gooy center
NOT SAFE BLOODY PRATICLY MOOING
anyway I’m in the bathroom throwing up rn
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food
BURGER
he knows
he knows this is a problem for me
I’ve never eaten a burger any less than well done
I used to be vegetarian for fucks sake!
I haven’t gone more than a month without getting sick
he still does this
all the time
never asks
yells at me for asking him to cook it more
I don’t want to go down stairs
I literally spit it up on my plate
he’s going to be so mad
i need to get out of here
I know food is his love language or whatever
you’d think he’d cook food I could actually eat
vampires
blood sucking
I would starve to death