Im Claiming Gilgamesh As Bi, And Theres Nothing You Can Do About It

I’m claiming Gilgamesh as bi, and there’s nothing you can do about it

I think elves should be gayer

Watching MASH as a bi person is an absolute TREAT

context: draconic bloodline sorcerer is having a moment meeting the undead remains of the dragon that blessed her bloodline

meanwhile, the vc chat:

rogue: the fact that the rat (our notetaker) wrote the dragon down as “mrs. beast” implies that she has a husband

bard: yeah it’s jimmy mr. beast

cleric: heteronormativity much?

barbarian: the red dragon is a lesbian

rogue: they’re t4t

cleric: red dragon supernova

rogue: wait it’s funny that’s she’s canonically cis according to the lore of her horn shape

barbarian: gender affirming surgery

sorcerer, looking at the chat: WHAT IS HAPPENING ?!?

If the spooky magic is evil and our hero isn’t supposed to use it, why did the author make it so cool and rad?

FACT: The unlawful assassination of Clippy precipitated the 2008 global financial crisis.