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Every time I watch M*A*S*H I feel inspired to write the snappiest dialogue - the writing in this show is just so damn sharp!
M*A*S*H 4077 During Covid
Hawkeye is going stir-crazy being stuck and isolated. His contributions to the “socially distanced” movement include a long-range alcohol distiller that can dispense two drinks six feet apart, a card-dealing machine that can deal the cards from a safe distance (while also giving him an upper hand in what cards he wants, shh), and socially distanced pranks (sorry Frank)
Trapper gets so desperate that he makes a full-body condom complete with a filtered breathing hole to ensure no sickness. Nothing stands between this man and his favourite activity. Nothing.
BJ is writing home all the time to check how Peg and the kids are doing – he’s so concerned whenever one of them gets sick that Hawkeye has had to physically tied him to his bed to stop him from pacing around the Swamp
Frank is absolutely an antivaxxer and conspiracy theorist. Seriously, you can trick him into believing anything. He does, however, loves the new rules and regulations and enforces them whenever possible (though Hawkeye always gets under his skin enough to get Frank in trouble of almost breaking social distancing). When he gets the weakest possible case of Covid, he absolutely believes he is dying and begs Margaret to nurse him back to health
Margaret is stressed to the max – she is overworked, overtired, and somehow has decided that she needs to master 16 different lockdown hobbies before the new normal despite having even less time than before
Donald Penobscot claims to have gotten vaccinated before he comes to visit Margaret, but he’s deathly afraid of needles. When Margaret finds out about his lie, she finally has an excuse to stab him (for medical reasons only of course – not like she is taking out any emotional frustration…)
Winchester has read every single research paper on Covid and is quick to correct anyone who states a fact possible wrong. Seriously, this man insists on rewriting all of the rules every time a new research paper comes out. Hawkeye and BJ pretend to be conspiracy theorist for a while just to drive him mental
Colonel Potter believes that perhaps this lockdown and social distancing will finally allow him to get some peace and quiet. And then he remembers that he is a doctor. And now he apparently has to start locking the Ivermectin for his horse because some idiot is trying to steal it (or whatever the 1950 equivalent is since it was only invented in 1975)... He is currently considering telling Mildred that he will be retiring early
Henry Blake freaks out the moment he hears about the pandemic. He can’t even imagine all the paperwork that will need to be created (Radar’s already made copies and labelled them), the protocols that need to be put in place (Radar’s drafts are simply pending approval via Henry’s signature), and not to mention that his alcohol supply is already running terribly low (Radar has been hiding away some to ration Henry’s drinking, but thankfully he thought ahead to order more before the supply chain completely gave out)
Father Mulcahy is currently broadcasting Sunday mass over the PA system. It’s not his favourite medium for liturgy but at least it’s something. He is getting concerned about how he suddenly needs between locks for the ceremonial wine compared to usual though…
Klinger pulls schemes twice a day insisting that he has Covid – but not just any Covid! This strain is deadly, so deadly that the only cure can be found in Toledo, Ohio. When he does get Covid, he is asymptomatic and just stuck in insolation for two weeks (at least he has more time to work on his dresses…)
Radar is definitely freaking out. He’s not sure whether he should wear a hazmat suit or if his bear needs to be the one wearing it. He’s trying to keep the camp in order, but this is definitely not making things easier
Zale suggests every type of “Covid prevention” practice you can think of (he definitely tried to steal Colonel Potter’s Ivermectin). As for them working though, well… the doctors have requested someone watch his actions 24/7 because they are sick of seeing him and his new medical emergency
Colonel Flag is an antivaxxer. Actually, no, that’s just a cover for him to infiltrate the antivaxxer society and learn what their motives are (for what is anyone’s game, really). Except, no, he’s just trying to get chummy with the doctors and trick them into revealing what they are really putting the vaccines. Only, no, he’s actually…
Sidney is observing the madness from a distance, sighing, and stating that this is seems like a normal reaction for the M*A*S*H 4077 to be having
the great blue heron of dunbar road, ada limón // welcome to korea, m*a*s*h (4x01)
hot & heavy, lucy dacus
smoke signals, phoebe bridgers
a gay mash playlist in the year of our lord 2021 ? more likely than u think
ghost stories, the narcissist cookbook
how can i tell him, jens lekman
captain bj hunnicutt is an insane person and a liar who likes to take out his frustrations and boredom on other people and who is also seemingly constantly on the precipice of an emotional volcanic eruption,,,, ur honour i love him
hawkeye’s goodbye to bj will never cease to make me absolutely lose it bc hawkeye is like no u have to know how much u mean to me how much u’ll always mean to me u exist in me now u stained all the walls of my life forever i can’t know u and have u not know that when bj was ready to not say goodbye bc even tho he promises hawkeye they’ll see each other again he’s not rly sure and he’s terrified a goodbye will mean an ending so he’s ready to live the rest of his life on maybe, on unfinished and unsaid bc that feels like hope to him but hawkeye !! won’t !! let him !!! “i’ll never be able to shake you” is a raw expression of love and i am insane goodnight
and if i could give you the moon
i would give you the moon
moon song, phoebe bridgers
my favourite moment in the winchester tapes is when charles is telling his parents about how much he hates everyone in the 4077 until he’s like “u know what tho b.j. hunnicutt is actually kind of nice and definitely not as devious as pierce” but then it shows us that b.j. is taking time out of his days to gaslight charles into thinking he’s losing and gaining weight bc b.j.’s main source of entertainment is psychological torture
i love the vibes hawkeye gives off when he meets bj’s old friend in the last laugh, like even after he’s arrested bj is like “wowee that old jokester still love him tho” while hawkeye goes “i hate him if i ever see him again i’m gonna beat the shit out of him i hate him i hate him” like yes cunt hate ur bf’s ex with a burning passion
i don’t know what came over me what possessed me but i had to
sexy beejhawk times
“this character is not lgbtq in canon” to YOU. i know them personally
I noticed that they kinda developed in opposite directions
mainly that Hawkeye became less evil and BJ became more evil ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧