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Grunkle Stan Wins The Football Bowl, but it's the DVD commentary version.
i once considered him the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy. when all along he was a black hole sucking everything bright into his bottomless ego.
my dtiys entry for @/mrrlyl on instagram!!
I would be down for Shapefest
a very vivid splatoon 3 splatfest dream i woke up from this morning at 2am:
the splatfest theme was: "which shape is the best?"
the teams were: circle vs triangle vs square
i had joined team circle because the colors reminded me of team future, the grandfest team i joined irl
before playing a ton of turf war (the turf war part of the dream was a blur to me), i was too preoccupied taking in the sights and sounds of the splatsville city. all of the idols were performing there, each wearing new outfits for this event (shapes fest had a lot of energy like it was grandfest 2.0)
there was a part where i was taking a bunch of Marina pics cuz she looked cute in the outfit she was wearing (which i don't remember, but it looked vaguely like a mix between her grandfest + suffer no fools outfit)
after the turf war part that i don't remember a whole lot on, cut to a scene where me and the family are out going to store: specifically Target
we had all split up to buy whatever we needed and i came across some cousins there were shopping there too, so we chatted for a long time (some of the store assistants would join our conversations too). it turns out that the shapes splatfest was BIG in town. even the ppl who weren't gamers were talking about it, including my cousins
"triangles are obviously peak. like, they're mountains. they literally have a peak." ok bro
after what felt like a long time, the unimaginable happened..... on a big screen display, inside target, the SPLATFEST RESULTS were announced for all of us to see. everyone inside the store froze to watch the results... for every score that showed on-screen, me & everyone inside that store was excitedly reading the numbers out like, like how the audiences do in gameshows
the sneak peek scores were won by Team Circle, whose numbers i don't remember exactly, but the POPULARITY VOTES WERE INSANE: circle (80%) -> triangle (10%) -> square (10%)
and finally the clout appeared..... winning the Open and Tricolor clout....... was Team Circle. and when the clout numbers appeared, ME AND EVERY PERSON IN TARGET WAS CHEERING SO LOUD- we were celebrating, applauding & hugging each other like we won the lottery or some shit
and my ass was over here going: "YESS!!!! THE CIRCLE!! INFINITE SHAPES!! INFINITE- LIKE THE FUTURE!! TEAM FUTURE!!! ZERO IS INFINIIIITE!!!"
once we all calmed our asses down, a cutscene played immediately after the results, daylight outside in-game (as always after announcements)
a few team circle inklings & octolings were standing around in the city, the splatfest decorations still hanging around. one of the inklings go: "we won, but i'm hearing people say that we lost..."
things then took a turn for the worst
nighttime fell across the sky, like darkness covering the world. a vehicle rolls up in the center of the city, with this bowl structure attached to chains... then suddenly... Mr. Grizz appears from inside the bowl!
when he's speaking, the dialogue box doesn't appear, it's just text. his voice had his dialogue voice tone, but he was speaking in english. music started playing: like slowed-down circus music that sounded distorted & unsettling, with a choir sounding like it was mourning.
once he stepped out the bowl thing, mr grizz then placed a hand on each inkling/octoling's head. one by one, they all transformed into little bears that then shriveled up into these sad-looking teddy bears. they were still sentient, but could not talk or move, lying on the ground making distressed cries.
then the scene faded to black with text at the bottom, like it was the end of a nintendo direct. then the mr. grizz cutscene played a second time, for those inside the store that missed it (when it replayed, the dream's pov switched to the game, so everything was in full screen and the music was amplified)
...... that was when i woke up lol
I’ve come to make an announcement, Bill Cipher is a bitch ass mother fucker, he pissed on my fucking grunkle. That’s right, he took his dorito fucking dick out and he pissed on my grunkle. And he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my new sweater: Bill Cipher, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this gnome except way smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right baby. All points, no bricks, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my grunkle, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!! How do you like that, Time Baby? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING FALLS, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO
Blubs and Durland wearing wedding tuxedos
Because they are... buddies.
No they're gay for each other
Actually they're getting married
Bonus:
fahed and reem are the parents to five children. the prolonged attack on gaza and subsequent destruction of everything they've known has forced them to fundraise, but the oldest, sahar (@fahedshehab9), has been making videos to help spread the word. the thought of a young girl advocating for her family's survival in front of the world is as heartbreaking 10 months into cruel bombardment as it was on october 7, october 6, 2023, 2014, 2008, and every single day since 1948 when palestine was first shattered.
this is the current progress of their fundraiser. sahar has done a wonderful job spreading the word so far, but as of posting, they still need €18,634 to meet their goal.
please help her and her family by sharing, reposting with the link, and donating what you're able!
I was cooking on twitter today
Au where Stan gets sucked into the portal this, au where 30 year old Ford has to take care of 10 year old Stan that, where's the au where they both get sucked into the portal????
Introducing, the Dual Snippers
"A new entry into the splatana class, sold by Foil. The Dual Snippers - despite it's name - aren't dualies, but they function similarly to dualies such as the Dualie Squelchers in that they can join together for an alternate attack. Each blade can only be swung one at at time, alternating the angle of the horizontal slash. But they can be snapped together during it's charge attack in order to create a wide V-shaped slash."
This is my first time ever designing and modeling a Splatoon weapon from scratch. I've had this idea floating around in my mind for months, and while other scissor weapons have probably already been made before (I haven't seen them, so I apologize if this is unintentionally copying someone's design) I wanted to try my hand at modeling it. I didn't sketch anything beforehand I just went for it.
I'm planning to learn how to animate in Blender so I can create a weapon demonstration video which shows them in action, but I'm not sure if it'll be soon because I've never animated before. I am planning to create more renders of these in use though, as well as an alternate skin and stats to go along with them. Does anyone have any kit ideas? I've been brainstorming them for a while, but it's hard to visualize the playstyle of a weapon that doesn't exist.
My favourite gravity falls bit my friend and I came up with is Ford just randomly referencing the various dimensions he's been to (they're not always real either)
Blorbtober RULES: the goal is to draw your favorite character(s)/OCs/anything that you think fits the prompts, as long as it's YOUR “blorbo(s)" following the prompts above! And to draw one drawing for each day, for the whole month of October.
(Ex. Drawing character A as a mecha.)
You can make your drawings as detailed as you want or keep it simple! No need to overthink it! Just enjoy drawing your blorbo(s) for the whole month of October! You can use the same character(s) for all the drawings or use different characters for all the drawings. The choice is yours as LONG as it's your "blorbo(s)!"
You can ALSO start drawing now to make sure you can complete the Blorbtober list!
Finally watched Night at the Museum for the first time today, and wow, tumblr wasn't lying, that cowboy and that roman sure are gay
Don't look away from Lebanon and Palestine.
I used to work as a lawyer before the war...and now you are the ones offering me justice in the name of humanity and justice. Read my story and share
Please share, reblog, or donate to save my life
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I hope everyone can donate and share my story
A distress call for Hadiya and my family in Gaza!!! All thanks and gratitude for your humanitarian stances with us . Our lives have turned into hell. Ten months ago, our work stopped and our house was demolished. We now live in a small tent that cannot accommodate anything, but it means everything to us. We have lived in winters and summers now.. Hearing words is not the same as the experience of living. All the tragic words cannot describe what we are feeling now.. How can you endure the cold and heavy rain and drown in the rain in the middle of the night and endure!!
That summer comes to you and you endure temperatures that reach the point of melting inside a tent made of poor nylon and you cannot stand inside it for more than two minutes? I imagined this, This is what we live and suffer from, but for how long?? No water, no electricity, life is very stressful, it has exhausted us, We don't want a life like this, we want to survive, your help is what will save my life from all this, just please put yourself in my place and if you feel for me just help me By donation, This is my only refuge, you are our only hope in this life
I have no choice but to support you in this difficult time. Dear friends, you can support my family either by donating or sharing my campaign link with others so that the goal is reached sooner, please help us. We are so tired and no one is looking at us. Please help us. If you can't donate, post the account Help us, we need you to spread our story to the world.. Listen to my voice to the whole world
Please don't forget me 🙏🥺👇donate here
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Uhh headcanon time!!!: Larry dropped Octavius once and his armor hitting the floor sounded like the metal pipe falling meme
Alex Hirsch did this to every character but McGucket was his personal punching bag for real
*froths at the mouth and runs circles around my room*
LIST OF PALESTINIAN FUNDRAISERS
Date: September 28th 2024.
These are all from people who have contacted me through the ask box in the last month. All donations are protected by GoFundMe, but as always, exercise caution.
1. Hazem Shawish (GFM) | €9,940 / €50,000 (vetted as #75 on gazavetters' list, also by association here) | hazem-suhail
2. Heba & Yasmine (GFM) | €1,484 / €40,000 SICK CHILD (vetted by association here) | yasminsalahmahmoud
3. Omar Family (GFM) | $1,605 / $35,000 USD (careful: not vetted yet, but looks to be legitimate) | saveomarfamily
4. Khalid Sisters (GFM) | $4,737 / $15,000 USD (confirmed by a vetted family member here) | khalid-sisters
5. Abood and his wife (GFM) | $9,048 / $40,000 USD (vetted by association here) | abood-gaza2
6. Mahmoud Alkhaldi (GFM) | $15,565 / $50,000 USD (vetted by 90-ghost) | mahmoud1995
7. Safaa & Mohammed | €25,255 / €35,000 GETTING CLOSE! (vetted as #135 on el-shab-hussein/nabulsi's list)
Please consider donating. Any donation, no matter how small, can make a big difference in the long run. If you cannot donate, please share!