Me: Pugs Are Dumb. I Mean, Theyre Needy And Yappy. Fluids Just Leak Out Of Them Sometimes. And Its Actually

Me: Pugs are dumb. I mean, they’re needy and yappy. Fluids just leak out of them sometimes. And it’s actually kinda fucked up that we continue breeding them considering the health problems they have. Sometimes when they sneeze their eyes pop out because their faces are too flat. They’re just generally a trainwreck of a dog.

Me: *Sees pug*

Me: Aw lookit da snuffly baybeeee

Sure is amazing how this totally legitimate, and in no way falsified to drum up rage, article was written two and a half years ago.

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuMpYTyRjw)

Poor Mumen Rider

If they ever make a Metal Gear Rising 2 it’d be pretty cool if Raiden was sporting a top knot out of respect for Sam.

Mitt Romney sucks pass it on

Apparently there are only 9,000,000 people on tumblr, and over 8,000,000 have reblogged this

Dang Glee, what the dick?

And he’s clearly right.

Glee’s:

His:

Wow.