My Own Headcannon As To Bullet Train Characters' Sexuality And Gender, Because I Read The Book And Am

My own headcannon as to Bullet Train characters' sexuality and gender, because I read the book and am going to see the movie again and I have a lot of thoughts (also looooots of projecting on my part):

Nanao/Ladybird: ace and transmasc. Confused in general. Goes by he/they but fine with any pronouns.

The Prince: probably aroace and non binary or genderfluid

Kimura/The Father: the bi icon we need but don't deserve 😔

Lemon: demiboy, goes by he/they, also demiromantic

Tangerine: aro. Fight me on that one (actually please don't). Can't decide for his gender though.

The Hornet: lesbian and ready to kick ass, she/her

Maria: omni and transfem *-*

The Wolf: the token straight of the group

DND Character Idea: Hobbit/Halfling who is very insistent that this is NOT an adventure. This is a normal day with NO excitement and he is - at most - on a BUSINESS TRIP because he is a very Respectable Hobbit.

This sword? This is an HEIRLOOM, thank you very much. He wears it for decoration only. And occasionally in business negotiations.

Might be messy but here are my headcanons about Jane Hopper's hobbies and with who she would do the hobbies because homegirl deserves better.

1. Figurines

She did a few visual presentation with those (Hopper's figurine stood on her desk proudly for a while). She usually works on it from her bedroom, sometimes with the door open, and Will joins her every once in a while -when he's not working on a super secret project- and they listen to music or stay silent while working. It's usually just figurines of people she knows or animals, and Joyce has a little shelf she puts them on display. Jonathan buys the material or helps sometimes. When they go back to Hawkins, she gets a look at Erica's D&D figurines, and decides to try to make Will's characters, or book monsters and creatures. Still, she likes making real people the best.

2. Baking

First of all, well, she likes Eggos. So obviously, one day, she finds a recipe, tries to make Eggos, fails miserablt and has to scrape off the remainants on the walls. Still, Joyce volunteers, then Jonathan and Will, and so they have an Eggo day once, half of the waffles are burnt, and since then, everyone likes to cook in groups.

Second, I have decided that Murray and Steve are like, THE reference for cooking, and so, Murray decides to teach her more sofisticated dishes (he starts swearing in other languages when she burns something and keeps a fire enstinguisher nearby) and Steve makes a list of her favorite foods with her, and is one of the first ones to actually take her grocery shopping.

3. Collecting and pressing flowers

She starts with flowers Mike gets her, putting them in books so that she can keep them for longer. Jonathan notices her interest in flowers and they go buy potted ones, and she puts the fallen petals in jars or dictionnaries to keep them. After that, Mike keeps getting her very simple flowers, or when they go on walks he'll put some in his pockets and give it to her as they arrive. She sometimes gives the flowers to Joyce, or Hopper, or for birthdays, but most of the time she just keeps them in the books.

4. Card games

She doesn't really understand video games or D&D, but Dustin offers her his old set of cards once -because he had no other ideas and it looked like the right gift- and since then she learnt various games with the others. She hates the Liar game, but plays Solitaire often, and now everyone gives her their old card games or even buy some new ones.

5. Home science experiment

She's a bit worried about the name at first, but Dustin has invited everyone to see his cool new experiment, one of the classic miniature volcano, and she's hooked. She stays after the others, she goes through his cool home science kit, and she starts researching tiny experiment. Her favorite ones are flames or liquids changing colors, or just anything with bubbles really. Hopper insists to watch over while she does all of that, and she even lets him take part in the process.

6. Basketball

It's not exactly a passion or anything, but Lucas and her start getting along because of their attachment to Max, and he suggests she tries basketball. They both cheer when she manages her first shot, and she sometimes goes over to his house with his small basket to try shooting again.

7. TV-shows

While she's not really interested in books, she starts watching TV, gulping down all the info and gets fascinated by people's behaviors. It gets to the point where Hopper is thinking of selling the TV and she can quote her favorite shows. Will usually watches with her, doodling by her side, and Argyle sometimes stays on the couch next to her, shouting when he sees an actor he recognizes.

Wait that's so cool

Concept: all of the male Teen Wolf characters with absent/dead fathers and other father issues start subconsciously imprinting on the sheriff as the perfect supportive dad archetype, asking to do typical father/son activities with him until he’s entirely overwhelmed with surrogate sons

Sheriff, on the phone: Stiles, I’d love to see you this weekend, but I’m helping Theo fix his truck Friday night and duck hunting with Derek Saturday morning. Jackson and Ethan got us tickets to a ball game for Saturday afternoon. Isaac and I are working on a model rocket Saturday night, then I have to get up early to go fishing with Scott. And Peter just sent me a calendar invite to… “play catch”??

You’re all laughing. Paprika has given Jonathan queer dreams and you’re all laughing.