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My own headcannon as to Bullet Train characters' sexuality and gender, because I read the book and am going to see the movie again and I have a lot of thoughts (also looooots of projecting on my part):
Nanao/Ladybird: ace and transmasc. Confused in general. Goes by he/they but fine with any pronouns.
The Prince: probably aroace and non binary or genderfluid
Kimura/The Father: the bi icon we need but don't deserve 😔
Lemon: demiboy, goes by he/they, also demiromantic
Tangerine: aro. Fight me on that one (actually please don't). Can't decide for his gender though.
The Hornet: lesbian and ready to kick ass, she/her
Maria: omni and transfem *-*
The Wolf: the token straight of the group
The friend group meme but with Bullet Train characters:
Every friend group should include:
A Bimbo (Lemon)
A Mean Bisexual (Tangerine)
An Even Meaner Lesbian (The Hornet)
She/Theys (The Prince)
And He/Theys (Kimura)
A Token Straight That's On Thin Ice (The Wolf)
An Astrology Bitch Who's Got Everyone's Birth Chart Memorized (Maria)
And A Short King (Ladybug)
Differences between movie Bullet Train and book Bullet Train -i know there's probably a lot of these posts already but still-:
(Warning: spoilers ahead. For both the book and movie)
(Also not all the characters are there because... i didn't want to)
The Father/Kimura: if sass could kill, book Kimura would have the biggest body count. Homie might be trapped, but he's still going to use sarcasm no matter what. This man can actually be scary sometimes, he's a recoverring alcoholic, he's sassy, and movie Kimura... is there.
The Prince: movie version? Dora the Explorer's evil clone. She's annoying, she's lucky... and there we go. The book version? 100000× that. He is the nastiest 14 years old I've seen. Electrocutes his classmates for fun, has the biggest god complex ever, very good at manipulation.
Tangerine: very hot in both. In the book, the same way Lemon will talk about Thomas the Tank Engine whenever he can, Tangerine talks about books as much as possible. When getting angry, he starts quoting stuff. He's pretty much a poker faced guy the entire time, and he keeps a lucky charm Lemon gave him for the whole ride.
The Elder: well, there's two of them in the book; grandpa and grandma. And oh, grandma is so fucking badass. Also, there's no 'White Death' in this, so their wrath is focused on The Prince... those two are scary as fuck.
The Hornet: there are also two of them in the book! Pretty much insignificant, tbh. I think they were a big part of the plan but I honestly forgot them.
The Wolf: movie Wolf? Tragic backstory, dead wife, dead mother, ruined wedding. Book Wolf? A bully that got knocked on the head and wants to get revenge because of it.
Bullet Train characters as D&D classes and alignements because I am bored and still brainrotting (idk how many d&d and bullet train tumblr fans there are but uh yeah):
Tangerine: lawful neutral, ranger
Lemon: neutral, paladin
Ladybug: chaotic good, bard
Wolf: chaotic neutral, fighter
The Elder: lawful good, cleric
The Father: neutral good, wizard
The Prince: lawful evil, rogue
The White Death: neutral evil, sorcerer
The Hornet: chaotic evil, warlock
Things I thought were beautiful/attractive/charming/pretty/whatever in the Bullet Train movie and no I will not explain (CONTAINS SPOILERS SO BEWARE *-*):
-tangerine.
-lemon's hands when he takes his sticker page out and takes the thomas sticker
-the prince a few seconds before getting smashed like a piñata, holding a weapon
-ladybug getting his hair in a ponytail
-the song 'toilet talk'
-tangerine's hands
-tangerine getting out of the train with his cigarette
-the tall person going in the train while lemon is waiting outside, at one of the first stop
-"how much for the bottle of water, love?"
-the waitress is just adorable
-kimura cutting a piece of tape with his teeth
-the hornet taking off the momomon mask
-tangerine breaking a window
-the elder's wife.
-the whole rolling the gun against sleeve thing
-the lighting in this movie
-the lady waiting to go to the toilet that swears at ladybug
-the wolf cleaning his shoes
-the murderous nurse
-the hornet flipping the syringe
Need me a freak that howls in the street