Yes Headcanons Of A Character Being Awesome At Cooking Are Great, But I Seriously Need More Of Them Just

Yes headcanons of a character being awesome at cooking are great, but I seriously need more of them just absolutely SUCKING at cooking. I mean accidentally setting their hair on fire, drinking spoiled milk straight from the crate, mixing together the recipes for bœuf bourguignon and lemon drizzle cake, having seven alarms at the same time, shouting screaming on the floor, missing half the ingredients and using the weirdest alternatives kind-of-bad. Sure, stress bakers and incredible cooks are fun -but I am BEGGING for the people that cannot boil an egg for the life of them-.

He looks so fucking pretty wtf

Tangerine  🍊

clickbait sports thumbnails might be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

Ranking 'Agony' clips again because the links didn't fit in one post:

(Basically I rank renditions of 'Agony' from 'Into the Woods' despite having no knowledge about musicals)

part 1 here

Daniel Evans and Julian Ovenden: 7,23/10, nice, there were hints to agony and the 'ah-ah' was alright

Jeremy Stolle and Jeremy Hays: 7,67/10 the sentences left me gasping for air and not in a good way I'm afraid

Tyler Gent and Charlie Greenwald: 9,02/10, it actually felt like a duo (the characters weren't just vaguely telling lines while the other stood there) and it was dramatic and pretty fun

Roggi Chuquimarca and Nicolas Noa: 9,04/10, fun and the second 'ah-ah' part was unexpected but nice

Chris Millison and Mike Hinkle: 8,07/10, fun to watch and at this point it's my only critieria lol

There you go ✌️

Jason is so villain coded and that's why richard had to kill him off. Because if I had been used as a pawn by the gods not once but twice, when I was two years old and when I was 15 against my will, and my mom abandoned me with that express purpose giving me abandonment issues for years to come, and my older sister thought I was dead so she's moved on to better things before she found me again, and my gf broke up with me because she was questioning if our relationship was ever worth it based on fake memories she had that I didn't, and my first ever best friend died (but is actually alive), and the camp that I called my home that expected me to be their leader since I showed up as a toddler threw a brick at me the moment they suspected I was a traitor, and I was stuck at a boarding school alone miles away from the other camp I called a home etc etc all the while being THE honorable dutiful soldier I was expected to be. I would totally like. Become a bad guy. Literally there would be no other direction for my character to go. OH AND BY THE WAY i didn't even know my own birthday until I turned 16 <3 Jason would have deserved it

the crawl

2/2 ! see the first part here