Look Me In The Eyes And Tell Me He Is Able To Even Peel A Carrot - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
Yes headcanons of a character being awesome at cooking are great, but I seriously need more of them just absolutely SUCKING at cooking. I mean accidentally setting their hair on fire, drinking spoiled milk straight from the crate, mixing together the recipes for bœuf bourguignon and lemon drizzle cake, having seven alarms at the same time, shouting screaming on the floor, missing half the ingredients and using the weirdest alternatives kind-of-bad. Sure, stress bakers and incredible cooks are fun -but I am BEGGING for the people that cannot boil an egg for the life of them-.
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for some reasons tonight is the night i decide to just rise against good cooks ig
i have no idea what's taking over me
oh this character is a decent cook? no
characters i could see not knowing how to cook for shit include
percy weasley
because i said so and even if many fics beg to differ i beg to differ too this man cannot cook he cannot bake he cannot make pasta
if he tried it would be overcook and that is my headcanon
no offense to anyone btw
steve rogers
cuz i decided so
jason bourne
tangerine bullet train
isaac lahey
no even confronted to canon material i won't take it back
no offense to people with other headcanons of course
mike wheeler
look me in the eyes and tell me he is able to even peel a carrot
headcanons
personal headcanon
neil perry
only thing he can make for himself are sandwiches
and like cereals or something