Abigail: I Know Youre Deflecting By Making Jokes About How Hot You Are.

Abigail: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Haley, sobbing: It’s not a joke! I’m a legit snack!

OH MY GOD YES  i bet pierre would be absolutely flabbergastered at first and caroline would be like “ahaha that’s nice.. psst sweetie are you sure this isnt just a phase” and as the whole fake dating fiasco drags on and theyre abt to fake breakup when pierre and caroline pull abby aside to tell her that, hey, this isn’t so bad actually, haley’s a really nice girl and you seem very happy with her, why don’t you invite her over for dinner sometime, and abby’s like im fucking WHAT. and now they’re unsure on how to pull the fake breakup thing bc abby’s really glad that they’re finally being supportive for once and she’s starting to reallyyy enjoy being haley’s fake girlfriend

consider: pierre constantly pestering abigail to spend more time with girls like haley in hopes that it will encourage her to pursue less occulty and more wholesome hobbies and out of spite abigail asks haley to pretend to be her girlfriend in hopes that it'll get him off her back

omg.. little does he know he’s pushing her right into a big gay trap

but imagine Haley’s reaction to that and not being out yet (or even fully knowing she’s a lesbian yet) and she’s mortified and indignant and sorta pretends to act like she has better things to do but then Abigail convinces her it might be fun to piss off her dad - saying he’s urging her to hang out with Haley in hopes she’ll rub off on her anyway so they might as well try and fuck with him while doing so lmao. Haley accepts on the condition that whenever they do hang out they do whatever Haley wants to do and Abby reluctantly agrees, thus flirtation and pining begins

hey! any favorite one shots?

So many, as usual! I assume you’re asking about Bechloe 🥰

Just off the top of my head:

Petrichor by @suituuup​: 15k words. I’m sure I’ve already raved about this fic before. Fantastic, beautifully-written, delicious angst. TW for major character death.

Also by @suituuup​, the kissing police from her one-shot collection. Domestic fluff AF.

Getting Off Key by @redlance​: 2.5k words. Piano-playing + smut. 😗

Pigtails by @lets-talk-appella​: 4.4k words. I love this take on homophobia/anti-LGBT attitudes. Well-written with the right dosages of drama, angst, and fluff. Throw in some protective Bellas too.

Pillow Down by TeddieJean: 2k words/explicit. One of my favourite soft smut fics. The emotion just really jumped out, u know?

B.Y.O.B(aby) by @cj-jacobs​: 11.5k words. Chloe and Beca find it difficult to separate from their baby, even when hanging out with their friends. It’s honestly one of the most fluffy, adorable fics I’ve ever read. :3

hold on (i still need you) by @backtobasicbellas​: 9.5k words. Honestly, SLAP ME WITH THAT FLUFFY ANGST. ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDING. I’ll eat that shit up every time. I always rec B’s work bc I adore her work and I adore her. That’s that, so jot that down.

dream another sunset with you by captainsabs: 4.5k words. Surprise, angst + road trip. I need to be stopped. TW for major character death.

Anchor by @chloebdeale​: 4.3k words. I just adore the characterization in this fic. It’s a short and sweet one-shot set after graduation. I love these little introspective pieces about Chloe and Beca’s relationship and how they grow together.

The Origin of Love by @aliciameade​: good ol’ fashioned soulmate au. :3

Umm and honestly, there are so many more. This fandom is ridiculously talented! There are a bunch of authors out there who have one-shot collections too, so I definitely recommend checking those out! I think there’s something really appealing about a short and sweet one-shot.

Happy reading!

Abigail doesn’t hate summer. Summer means no classes, which means more time to spend on video games and band practice. No, she doesn’t hate summer at all. 

What she hates, however, is the things that seem to come with summer: the bugs, the sweating, the insistent pounding of the sun that threatens to burn her the moment she steps out of the house. “Summer sucks,” she finds herself muttering as she makes her way towards Sam’s house.

“Really? What makes you think so?” a familiar voice says, startling Abigail. She turns her head and sees Haley, leaning on her house’s door frame, curious smile on her lips. She’s holding a sunflower in her hands, the golden petals matching her hair perfectly. Probably a gift from the farmer. “I love summer,” Haley continues. “Lots of great opportunities to go for a swim at the beach.”

Abigail tilts her head. “I don’t know. Doesn’t that get old pretty quick? I mean, we’ve lived near the sea our whole lives and all.”

Haley laughs in response. “I guess that’s fair. Still, don’t you wanna use the summer to get a nice tan or whatever?”

“Oh, Yoba, no,” it was Abigail’s turn to laugh. “I don’t think I’d look good with a tan. At all.”

Haley doesn’t answer right away, letting her eyes wander down the other girl. She’s studying her, and Abigail’s face heats up at the realization. Her hair’s probably all frazzled from the heat and, oh no, what if she somehow magically got a zit somewhere embarrassing in the middle of their conversation? Abigail is almost close to trying to find a way to check discreetly when Haley finally answers. “Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it! Besides, I think you’d look good either way,”

“You do?” Abigail splutters.

“I do.” Haley says, firmly. “Well, I’ve kept you here long enough. I’ll see you around,” she turns to go back inside her house, but not before raising the sunflower in her hand and shooting Abigail a dazzling smile. “Abigail.”

Abigail doesn’t hate summer. Summer means no classes, which means more time to spend on video games and band practice. No, she doesn’t hate summer at all.

In fact, she might have found herself a reason to look forward to summer.

bi goth girl Abigail catching feelings for the girl who looks like sunshine, is reminded of her every time she sees the farmers sunflowers

that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

now we know where abby gets it from

the wizard looks at least fifteen years older than caroline. has she got daddy issues