Pierre: I Said To Do More Things That Haley Does. I DIDNT TELL YOU TO *DO* HALEY - Tumblr Posts

OH MY GOD YES  i bet pierre would be absolutely flabbergastered at first and caroline would be like “ahaha that’s nice.. psst sweetie are you sure this isnt just a phase” and as the whole fake dating fiasco drags on and theyre abt to fake breakup when pierre and caroline pull abby aside to tell her that, hey, this isn’t so bad actually, haley’s a really nice girl and you seem very happy with her, why don’t you invite her over for dinner sometime, and abby’s like im fucking WHAT. and now they’re unsure on how to pull the fake breakup thing bc abby’s really glad that they’re finally being supportive for once and she’s starting to reallyyy enjoy being haley’s fake girlfriend

consider: pierre constantly pestering abigail to spend more time with girls like haley in hopes that it will encourage her to pursue less occulty and more wholesome hobbies and out of spite abigail asks haley to pretend to be her girlfriend in hopes that it'll get him off her back

omg.. little does he know he’s pushing her right into a big gay trap

but imagine Haley’s reaction to that and not being out yet (or even fully knowing she’s a lesbian yet) and she’s mortified and indignant and sorta pretends to act like she has better things to do but then Abigail convinces her it might be fun to piss off her dad - saying he’s urging her to hang out with Haley in hopes she’ll rub off on her anyway so they might as well try and fuck with him while doing so lmao. Haley accepts on the condition that whenever they do hang out they do whatever Haley wants to do and Abby reluctantly agrees, thus flirtation and pining begins