Im Immortal Unless Proven Otherwise. Suck That Bitches

I’m immortal unless proven otherwise. Suck that bitches

When even your snake judges you

Update: it’s not true. Burned my leg and ice cream fell to the ground

Y’know that feeling when something goes horribly wrong and you say “well it can’t possibly get worse.” God i hope that’s true

The Marauders! 🐾

Civil War plot:

World: we don’t like Bucky.

Steve: fIGHT ME BITCH HOW DARE YOU-

Bucky: ᵢ ⱼᵤₛₜ wₐₙₜ ₛₒₘₑ ₚₗᵤₘₛ

Wolfstar is basically just a depressed sexy werewolf and a trauma induced problem child