Did You Know They Say Calculus Is The Language Of God. Did You Know They Tried To Hold Math Up To Infinity

did you know they say calculus is the language of God. did you know they tried to hold math up to infinity like a candle to the void. did you know statisticians plunged into the vastness of random chance and picked out patterns and equations and eight hundred ways to tell you how big your inevitable errors are and how far off those guesses at errors might be. math haters I can't sit with you anymore. human innovation is cradled in these ancient, methodical, desperate attempts at understanding what we are not designed to understand

A surface bounded by four interlocking "triangular" loops, made with Shiying Dong's seamless topological crochet method

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Once upon a time, in a far away land, there was a perfectly triangular lake with a kingdom on each side. One day, the three kingdoms went to war for control of the lake. The first kingdom was very wealthy and sent many knights, each with their own squire. The second kingdom was moderately wealthy and sent several knights with a few squires among them. The third kingdom was poor and sent their only knight, an old man, with his squire. The night before the battle, the armies celebrates. The first kingdom's army drank fine wine, the second kingdom's army drank ale, and the squire of the third kingdom tied a rope into a noose and used it to hang a pot from a tree, which he used to cook dinner for him and the knight. The next day the knights from the first two kingdoms were too drunk to fight and the knight from the third kingdom was too feeble to fight, so the squires went to war instead. Amazingly, the third kingdom's squire was able to singlehandedly match the squires from the other two kingdoms.

The moral of the story is that the the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

That squid I mentioned before has resumed its practice of floating above my bed in the early hours of the morning. Unlike the floating crab, it doesn't drip sea water, and it leaves enough clearance for me to get out of bed with bashing my head into it, so I wouldn't mind in principle. However, the issue is that this squid has something against me. It twists its tentacles, very deliberately, before my eyes into pairs of knots which cannot be differentiated by known knot invariants, and being shown this defect of mathematics always sours my mood for the rest of the day.

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