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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

Annabelle knows that brennan gives lesbians everyyything they want

me watching any brennan dm’d season of d20

The struggle is real

Kind of having fun seeing which animals my phone's emoji combo function will let me make play basketball, and the snake one is kind of. Well, the snake one isn't my favorite, if I can be honest. I think maybe... I get how it would be hard for a snake to dribble and dunk and such, but I don't think this was the solution, since for a lot of animals who would maybe face challenges on the court, my phone simply does not have an emoji about it. Snake with a basketball for a face, though, it felt probably I would need. For my conversations that I am having.

Do you know anything i can donate to for palestine that's not the gofundmes because the idea of having to choose who needs my money more is just. scary to me they all need it 3: maybe there's a thing that splits/distributes money evenly???? idk but help would be appreciated

Gazafunds actually deals with this anxiety and makes a decision for you if you want. Their home page has a spotlighted fundraiser and the code consider things like how close the gfm is to finishing, when the most recent donation is, etc. So it's randomized to help as many people as possible.

There's also @helpgazachildren which if you donate, you can help multiple people at once since it's a whole mutual aid fund, or at least close to it. Hussam distributes money to people who need it when he's asked.

obsessed with the way alex plays this game

i don't get passenger princesses i get passenger psychologists. picked someone up today and ten minutes into our journey they asked me do you get angry when you're scared and i was like uh i guess yeah why and they were like because you're driving this car like you wish it could feel pain.

because you had a bat day

you hang upside down

you echolocate just fly all around

Literally just made a Tumblr to scream about her. I have no clue how anything works here 🫡

five players utterly unable to talk to other characters and one cat who could get away with all of their bullshit but is always off on a lil wander so he can’t and won’t help them

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"

stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me

Crochet mutuals come behold sppspspspsps

My mom made this. She said you guys would drool on it.

My toxic trait is that I will go into the tags for something that I haven’t finished watching yet and be disappointed at myself for spoiling it.

May 2024

December 2023

at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”