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what does it mean if people keep tagging my personal posts harry dubois
my dream fantasy high liveshow would be a quadruple date (trackerbees + skuttlespring + mazbian + figayda) that gets interrupted by the characters' angry exes who have formed a league to enact revenge on them. gertie & nara are a given of course. ecaf has escaped adaine's jacket and is now actually a turncoat for real. zelda is really awkward about the whole thing at first - she's only here because someone told her to be and she didn't wanna say no - but she goes into a rage once she realizes gorgug is dating another tiny barbarian girl. dr asha is there and he has NO idea what is going on. there's a 200 year old elf woman who calls ayda her ex wife. she has never met this woman before.
in the end they find out aelwyn orchestrated the whole thing simply because she was bored and she thought it'd be funny.
they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.
What're you looking at, idiot?
its SO fucking funny to me that in freshman year they were all bullying fabian for acting like johhny spells with his daddy-o's and everything and fabian was like no!!! No!!!!! no im NOT!!!!! and two years later he's literally dance fighting as his main thing
mayhaps i could… see the police chart?????
if you mean the fantasy high quantum lesbian polycule i will share it of course:
i am deeply passionate about this pls hmu with any questions
Momma/Mama erasure
so my cat has some pretty bad gum disease and he'll probably have to get his teeth pulled sometime. they're testing him for FIV and FLV right now.
PERCEPTION: Kim is kissing you! EMPATHY [Hard: Failure] - Seems like he's wanted to for a while, for some reason? LOGIC: You're enjoying this 'kissing Kim, who is a man' thing. ELECTROCHEMISTRY: You're enjoying it A LOT, bucko! LOGIC: You must be a member of the homo-sexual underground. LOGIC: But--wait. Something doesn't add up. You still like women. ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: Failure] - This is unprecedented. A homo-sexual who likes kissing women? COMPOSURE [Godly: Failure] - Holy shit. You are going to get a terrible score in homo-sexuality. DRAMA: You are the world's worst homo-sexual.
KIM KITSURAGI: ... Detective? Are you okay? 1. [Composure - Challenging 17] Keep it together. It's fine if you're bad at homo-sexuality. You're new at it. 2. Have a panic attack.
It really is too bad that you can't romance Kim in Disco Elysium because your typical RPG romance being done in the style of Disco Elysium would be a real goddamn treat
[Suggestion - Challenging] Unleash some flirtations upon the lieutenant!
SUGGESTION [Challenging: Failure] - What's his most prominent feature?
YOU - "Hey hotcock, your glasses are looking thick today!"
KIM KITSURAGI - He looks at you blankly.
EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - He would be more offended by the references to his sight issues if he weren't so thrown by the term "hotcock".
im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game
literally wake up some nights in a cold sweat thinking about this
The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.
a butch is seriously life-changing butches i hope you know that. especially as a little kid.. seeing a butch out in the wild will change you forever. its like in old movies where they'd switch from black and white to color to signify transformation
Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All perfectly valid reasons)
i'm nothing without you.
spongebob || franz kafka || ranata suzuki || jonathan safran foer, everything is illuminated || danez smith, acknowledgements || robert frost, a roadside stand
mine is five degrees separated from donald trump btw. yes it haunts me. you do have to tell me who it is in the tags because im nosy.
me: *is jokingly mean to my friend*
friend: *jokingly pretends to be hurt*
me:
The truth behind charm notches
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