"What About The Rumors That You're The Most Hated Person In DoodleCo?"Corts: In A Country Full Of Neanderthals,

"What about the rumors that you're the most hated person in DoodleCo?" Cortés: In a country full of neanderthals, I wear the fucking badge of honor. "What about the rumors that you got divorced?" Cortés: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT Like y'all can't convince me that this man didn't get divorced with how he was quick to bring Ellen's lack of husband when she told him that no one loves him.

Player Post. Just by hearing a summary of Loomian Legacy's story. Player there is an absolute menace. They are literally given tools that are basically war crimes. Flashbangs. Arson. And more. As much as DW! Player is a gremlin, they are tame compared to LL! Player committing war crimes. Geneva Convection? More like Geneva Suggestion. And there's TOT! Player who is just trying to get by, they just want money for their mom since they're struggling financially. TOT! Player is apparently 'scrawny' pair that with their mom's lack of income. It paints a sad image. At least TOT! Player has a healthier relationship with their mom than DW! Player. Their mom in DW forced them to join the Key Hunt with no consideration for what they want. TOT! Player is so broke that they legit don't even get the device to communicating with people, the atlas. They are literally given one by the one of the professors. That's how much they're struggling. At least their rival and friend, Kira gives them free food after a battle. Most definitely Kira knows about Player's situation and tries to help as much as she can.

Oh lord- Everyone run! He's an imposter!

"THAT'S NOT TJ..."

Have we considered how lucky Player is not to encounter Key Guardians that want to maul them alive. Rufus, the old and responsible one, is sent out to nearly get mauled alive instead of the teenager. Like Rufus says he nearly died while getting the forest key. The bandit leader was so insane that you could consider the fucker to have rabies. Keep in mind, Rufus was apparently "viciously attacked". If Rufus barely made it out of there alive. Imagine Player being in that position. I mean if a guy just growled at me and likely tried to attack me directly, like not even in a Doodle Battle. Yeah no that'd be fucking terrifying shit. Human rabies.

I think that TOT! Player or Tater tots as I call them, hates Endu. Like they absolutely hate him with a passion with how he disregards his family and how he sacrifices a stable future for some stupid dream/want. They view him as ungrateful and a brat. Endu is Quincy but like... not well written. But a one-sided friendship is funny to imagine. Like their relationship goes... Endu: "Hey how's it going-" Tater tots: "Get your fucking sweaty smelling hands off me you nasty ass bitch."

lil shit head he cant form a plan let alone know math

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