I Remember I Called @smartbeetle "Intelligent Insect" That One Time, So I Decided, Why Not The Other

I remember I called @smartbeetle "Intelligent Insect" that one time, so I decided, why not the other writers of Doodle World, what would their off-brand name be? You enter the building with a thirst for knowledge, "Ah you've come for some fanfic recommendations. You're at the right place." I say before gesturing to a pile of paper, all written with ideas and various incomplete works. The edges of the paper burnt ever so lightly almost as if a beastly fire had come across and seared the pages. You turn to me, "Do you have @dragonroar87?" "Nah we got MonsterScream87, they make some great works, I recommend their fic "Girl's Night" quite the good fic to start off with." Confusion set in, what building did you walk into, it surely wasn't the Archives. You shake your head in displeasure, surely this wouldn't happen again. You notice a lab coat floating along a pond as we walk through the building. "You have @gromicidaltomfoolery? DrFr0gScript?" You ask once more. "Sorry we don't have that, we do have ProfT0adBook they make some great things, one of the Ogs of the Athenaeum. I quite like their works; it was quite a croak especially "An end worth any cost" for its flavor and rich description." The palm of your hand soon came to full contact with your face, you couldn't believe this. "Surely you, the Lorekeeper-" "Lorekeeper? I'm sorry you must have me mistaken; I am the Wisdomguardian. I've made lots of things and I..." Before I could even finish, you've turned your heel and walk out the door. No longer wanting to take this nonsense for a single moment more.

Player legit has so much shit going on, they probably went "God, I need some control over my life." Then they proceed to have someone, more specifically a god control over their life, they were probably like, "I didn't mean it like that!"

Which came first? The Food Type or the Food? The Food type implies that they were made like that normally for some reason, and for real world animals to look a certain way, they did it to hunt for prey. So, does that mean the Food types in Doodle World, made themselves... edible to hunt other doodles better? That sounds so fucking backwards, like "Ah yes! Let me make myself out of chocolate and go hunt humans!" Like how did the food type come to be? How did doodles evolve to become more delicious. Why are they delicious. Why would an animal involuntarily become so tasty that it's straight up human food. Or Did the humans make the various types of food first then the Doodles began to change and become more edible as time goes on? If so, then it contradicts itself as Food types existed during the Doodle War, such as with Somberock and Gruffling being Food types with awakening, proving that Food types existed in the war. Sometimes... it's best not to think about it. Sometimes... this game is silly.

TJ's such an outlier on so many of the character's usual patterns. Like no wonder he's an anomaly. Example one... TJ's the only one that's social enough to be talkin' to other people before the Key Hunt, hence why he managed to blend right in with the people of Icyridge. But the others? They can't be social or have friends to save their LIFE. Quincy? We already know his whole deal. He even says he's not a great conversationalist during the ride of the lift to Suzie's prison level. Suzie? She was bullied and treated unfairly due to her taste buds, as her dialog in Icyridge says. While she might not have been "shy" or "reserved" or "anti-social" like the two executive children, she was still unable to get any friends before the Key Hunt. Player? They're silent kid, they are constantly called "special" (Which may or may not be an allegory for autism) and yet they seem to have no friends with anyone before the key hunt began. No evidence whatsoever, they're constantly called weird for being so quiet before Icyridge. Portia? She has no one to talk to, not even Quincy, and that should be enough to tell you she doesn't talk with anyone.

YOOO THE INTELLIGENT INSECT IS HERE that means the writer bender quartet has been fulfilled we have all joined together

holy smokes studiousearwig on tumblr idk how to use this site

here’s Portia, Suzie, and Inari

While looking through Icyridge, I found out that Anna had apparently "saved" one of the guards there and he was practically willing to give her anything and everything he had because of it. Like... how did Anna save this guy, if she can't save herself, or is it because she doesn't believe that she can and so holds herself back. Like she's capable but she's only a child/teen. Imagine the "Shadow Clan" killing Desmond and she absolutely goes, "You know what? I'm the damsel in distress, but right now you're at the end of my stress, come here bitch" and proceeds to beat the shit out of the "Shadow Clan" by herself, fueled by nothing but utter revenge and grief.